Socrates Ragebait
Socrates and his crew are back and they won't stop yapping. Block the doors, survive the philosophical ragebait, and contain these ancient thinkers before they break your brain.
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"If your job is to lock me, what are you without me?" -Socrates
They were supposed to stay in the history books, but they’ve broken through the temporal rift and they are annoying. Ancient philosophers have invaded a modern-day facility, and they won't stop asking "Why?" until your brain melts.
As the night security guard, your job is simple: Contain the thinkers. Protect your sanity.
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Existential Survival: Use your security monitors to track Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle as they roam the halls looking for someone to debate.
Watch Out: These thinkers are crafty. They’ll use every trick in the book, hiding in vents, cutting wires, and sabotaging your gear. Just to nag you with relentless philosophical questions.
The "Socratic Method" Defense: Manage your limited power to blast white noise and drown out their "wisdom." Shut the doors and keep the facility locked down before they "enlighten" you to death.