Sex with Putin

it made me want to kill my self

Incredible, renewed my patriotism and built a sense of Russian pride I never had growing up. Redeeming my Russian passport and leaving behind my unpatriotic ways immediately.

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I was expecting more.. I was unable to have sex with him and didn't laugh hard enough at the golden dildo... The amount of dialogue i had to go through just to undress Putin was excruciating too.

Thisgame is the highlight of my life. Let me start by saying the ambience was… intense. You don’t truly appreciate the concept of eye contact as a power move until you’ve been locked in a gaze with Vladimir Putin for longer than is medically recommended. Punctuality: Flawless. The man arrived exactly on time, possibly because he controls all clocks within a 50-mile radius. Five stars. Conversation: Focused, efficient, and sprinkled with the sort of dramatic pauses that made me check twice for hidden cameras. Heavy on geopolitics, light on small talk. Three stars. Hospitality: Tea was offered, which felt like a trap, but a polite one. The room was heated to “strategic sauna” levels, perhaps an intimidation technique or simply a passion for HVAC dominance. Four stars for commitment. Overall Experience: Unexpectedly theatrical, occasionally confusing, and definitely memorable. I left feeling like I had survived an audition for a role I didn’t know I was playing. Final score: 3 out of 5 stars — would meet again, but only after reading several diplomatic manuals and signing a nondisclosure agreement written by someone much braver than I am.

I GOOONNNEEDDDD soOoooooOOOOOOOOOOPOO HARD TO THIS MY TROUSERS ARE L;ITTERALLY SOAKED, LIKE I HOPE I FIND MY MANSSSS KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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