Sex with a Vampire 🧛‍♂️❤️

[h1] A short slide show which you can click through in 5 minutes[/h1] Why yes I reviewed this game after five minutes and that is how long it took me to finish it. This isn't really a game, it's a slide show that you can click through fairly quickly and a significant fraction of the images in this are already on the store page. If it sold for less (the retail price is absurd) and didn't contain false advertising like "intriguing story" on the store page I might give it a pass but an overpriced game sold on false promises does NOT deserve a recommendation. One amusing thing on the store page was "Influence the plot: you can try to influence the course of the narrative". Yes you can TRY to influence the plot... but you won't. There is absolutely no "game" in this product; it's just a very short slideshow with some flavor text that doesn't show any effort.

Have you ever played Skyrim, if you have, you’ll understand completely what I’m saying. While traveling through skyrim did you ever come upon a random cave and think to yourself, you know what, it would be wonderful If this cave had vampires, not just any vampire but ones that you could plow. Instead of using your thu’um to kill dragons and bend people o your wills, you’re using the thu’um to swallow down some undead weird creatures’ unborn children and submitting to his whims to park that big mac truck right into your tiny garage. Of course you haven’t, nor have I but someone, somewhere must have said that would make a great visual novel and here we are. Story – While exploring a dark forest, our hero see’s a dark cave and decides to go exploring.. One thing leads to another and an ugly, disgusting vampire is licking the bean, and plowing the field. Now my first issue with the game is, Vampires are normally young and attractive with alluring charms, this game the Vampire looks like a rotting piece of crap. In fact I would have rather watched 2 girls 1 club or three guys one Klondike bar then play this game.. The only thing better then it having only three choices was when it abruptly ended. Gameplay – click button, three choices, all of them suck and do nothing. Pros’ +1 gamecount +1 completed games Cons 6.99 Short under 5 minutes Ugly model (the vampire, ugh, almost as bad as the grandpas) Recommendations – difficult to recommend, 6.99 is expensive for the content delivered, 3 minutes and three choices. It’s an easy +1 to your completed game category but what good is that when you’re paying 6.99. If you can find it under 2.99 then go for it, otherwise save the money and buy something else.

algo raro pero bueno

10/10 Для +1 к платине норм.

зашел в игру подрочил выбрал уйти от вампира но меня трахнули сюжет 7/10 реалестичность 6/10 вампиров не существует ну а так все как в реале, советую к ознакомлению графика анимация две сиськи из 2

crap not worth with buying trailer is misleading of the game

THIS GAME IS A TOTAL RIPOFF AND ABSOLUTE SH.T! It took 1 minutes to finish this game. In order to write a negative review, you have to play the game for 10 minutes. So I had to play this game 10 f-ing times before I could write a bad review for it. This game is a series of rendered images. There are like 5 or 6 images in total. There are two optional responses that you have to choose. It doesn't matter which responses you select, you still see the same 5 or 6 slides. THIS GAME IS A TOTAL RIPOFF AND ABSOLUTE SH.T! I GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THAT I HATE THIS DEVELOPER AND HOPE THAT THEY ROT IN YOU KNOW WHERE, SUCKING ON THE DEVILS YOU KNOW WHAT, DRINKING YOU KNOW WHAT, WHILE TAKING IT UP THE YOU KNOW WHAT..... FO-EV-VER FO-EV-VER FO-EV-VER MOO-HA-HA-HA-HA!