Sex Prison VR

good for half a wank

Rubbish game.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☑ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second live for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☑ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☑ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10

bullcrap game. Played it for 20 minutes, each of my 2 friends who tried. nothing to do, put them all in weird positions, laugh at it for a little and that's it.

junk in every sense of the word. not even arousing

Not bad. Graphics are okay for vr. Warning must play game in steamvr or It wont work well.

Good stevening, this is the Best game ive ever played. controlls are exquisite made me feel like i was actually with a woman (not that i would know what thats like as i am a 60 year old virgin who invests in nfts). the graphics are spectaular and breath taking and i nearly had a stroke when i launched the game. the physics are mind boggoling, the male genitalia are very thought provoking and made me wonder what it would be like to harness such a destructive weapon, this is because when i was a little boy (14 years old) my male genatalia was ripped off by a oncoming semi truck which has made me develop an attrocious and down spiriling addiction to fortnite porn which has left me in debt of 50 thousand australian dingle berries if you are reading this exquisite review please reach out as the fortnite porn loan snails are keeping my family in captivity and require the 50k by monday other wise they execute 1 member per minute starting with the youngest member they will also burn all my hard drives with pictures of futa skull trooper pornography so please donate to my paypal as i need my fortnite porn and i guess my family as well (no i am not down bad dont be rude) yes ive tried to escape using my poop to tie a noose and escape living in a world withought fortnite porn but they just untied my noose and forced me back into my cage tied me back up and brutally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ass, please notify juice berry that i have been captured by the loan snails as he will know what to do in this situation, these bastardly boogers that come from jupiter have teamed up with the ancient kookooberry race to catch me as they know i am in possesion of damning evidence that they are alien boogers that came to earth in a UFO they also dont want me to watch fortnite porn as it boosts my ability to run fast i have become faster than usain snolt in a 500km sprint and it is in a video on my hard drive so if you want to see it donate to my paypal now thank you and good day ;)