SEX Office Story

Sexy fun. The office and the Women look nice.

TL;DR: If it's deeply discounted and you have a sense of humor, go for it. Well, the same twelve or so models are back. And dang if I didn't hit the Lunar New Year Sale to pick this title up for 80% off ($2.79 USD). If you want it for the uncanny valley factor the women now have, go for it. They just have a way of staring at you with zero emotion that made me pause for a moment and think about my life choices. For an adult title it's OK. Twelve women. You can either visit them one on one in a selection mode I saw in another title with the same furniture. Or you can explore the office. There's a security room, garage, stairs and an elevator. There are offices and the ladies are scattered pretty sparsely about. You can try and interact. I say try because the hit box is hit or miss and once you do have the lady, DO NOT LET GO! Seriously, it seems to remove the ability to move her again. You can cycle through a lot of poses, dances and tiny loops of movement. And really that's it expect for giving you a hand or something else or both. Because reasons? I really can't say this title drew me in. Maybe because it's always the same models saying the same things with the same poses. But what should have been a spicy office adventure fell flat for me. The highlight was the elevator ride and watching a few of the dance numbers in the garage. You can twirl the models around, so the effect was amusing. Then scary as she'd twist her neck too far to keep looking at me. And yes, the controls are still broken. The shame is, with good controls, walking and smooth turns this game could be something nice, or at least nicer than it is. It feels like the dev is trying, the models look better and the location is fancier, it just doesn't feel finished. Seriously, fix your controls and you'd have no trouble selling these titles at full price. If you can get it on sale it's less than a movie rental, so go for it. Just don't be surprised when it's not all the trailer makes you think it is. EDIT: I went back in to see if I missed anything. There's a blonde hidden behind the reception desk on the first floor, lol.