Sex City

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[h1]Overview:[/h1] '[i]Sex City[/i]' is a hentai-themed puzzle game that is a direct clone of a rather popular game back in 2014 called '[i]2048[/i]'. Although '[i]Sex City[/i]' was 5 years late to the '[i]2048[/i]' party, it still tried to copy it's addictive gameplay while at the same time throwing something more enticing to the adult audience in the form of hilariously disproportionate women, human or not. Clearly it didn't do very well and fits right in with the rest of the rather bad and poorly thought out hentai games with the most basic gameplay a developer could possibly offer. [h1]Gameplay:[/h1] You ever play '[i]2048[/i]'? If so, then you played '[i]Sex City[/i]' without even knowing it. If you haven't however then the goal of the game itself is to slide matching numbers (in this case buildings) into one another doubling said number and ultimately trying to reach the number 2048 (or whatever the end building is for this game). While you're doing this, each slide will spawn an additional tile that you must incorporate into your current progress of the puzzle. The goal is to get to 2048 (or the final building) without filling up the entire board and running out of space to combine more tiles. The more you progress, the more garments of clothing are removed from the female human/monster/mutant/whatever and I suppose the goal of [i]this[/i] game in particular is to get to fourth base with her but honestly, I think I'll just take a cab back home. So as you can imagine, the game is clearly uninspiring since it's a blatant rip off from another game that you can literally play for [b]free[/b] on a browser which essentially means you're paying about a dollar or so for poorly constructed monster women that you can literally see on the store page. Not only that, but '[i]Sex City[/i]' itself is horribly optimized and can actually be finicky to play despite how simplistic it is. To elaborate, when you lose, a game over window pops up asking you whether or not you want to try again. The issue is that it doesn't seem to know [i]when[/i] to go away because even if you decide to keep playing or return to the main menu and start a game anew, the window will sometimes still be there making playing the game impossible. You have to painstakingly start a new game over and over again until the window decides it's had enough and finally gets out of there. How do you even manage to mess up something so trivial? There's also a gallery where you can view different pictures of the women you can pick when playing the game but honestly, none of them are worth the effort to try and strip. I'd suggest just watching suggestive videos with image quality [i]far[/i] better than [b]this[/b]. '[i]Sex City[/i]' just does a very poor job with it's game design, artwork and gameplay and honestly isn't worth anyone's time. If you even remotely wanted anything similar to the things in this game, I guarantee you you could probably find them with ease just by a simple [i]Google[/i] search that I repeat: [b]doesn't cost money[/b]. [h1]Controls:[/h1] You know the whole joke surrounding being able to play an adult game with only one hand? Well '[i]Sex City[/i]' hops on that bandwagon too which honestly was so funny that the other 500 games that did this same joke called and wanted their joke back. We get it, it's a simple puzzle game that only requires one hand to play but trust me, the other hand probably isn't doing what you thought it would do especially with these graphics. And that's not even considering the fact that you have to [i]work[/i] for their nudity (as if you'd want to see them nude) which defeats the whole idea of getting off anyways. Control options are nonexistent since you technically don't even need them but the settings that you're given don't even work. There's "Dynamic Camera", "Background", and "Music" all to which don't work. Thankfully, the final option "Game Speed" to my knowledge at least works but that's more than can be said for the game as a whole. [h1]Graphics:[/h1] As you can clearly see, it's not the best. I also can't say it's the [i]worse[/i] but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is it down there. I've already seen enough girls with disproportionate body parts with overly emphasized breasts, butts and legs but to make them look just as appalling is another gripe altogether. I personally already hate the idea of a woman of sexual interest not being accurately represented but damn, '[i]Sex City[/i]' drives that playing field to a whole new continent. The background is also just full of pink and purple nothingness and can't even be turned off despite the game giving you an option to do so. Was it too hard to make the game even a [i]little[/i] more colorful? It's almost like a caveman's version of an adult game: "[b][i]PINK IS SEX, VAGINA PINK, PURPLE HOT PUT EVERYWHERE![/i][/b]". Seriously, it's almost as if you fed code through an AI to develop an adult puzzle game and what it spat out was this. [h1]Audio:[/h1] Lame. Very lame. And that's being generous. Music is rubbish and the sound effects are just as bad and the clicking sounds like something you would hear off of [i]Nickolodeon's[/i] website back in 2004. Even with my short playtime I could only stand the music for so long and had to mute the damn game because my senses were being deprived. Oh yeah, there's no volume meter, just on or off. That's nice. [h1]Conclusion/TL;DR:[/h1] '[i]Sex City[/i]' is a terribly programmed puzzle game that's a direct ripoff of the once popular '[i]2048[/i]' game where you combine tiles around a board by sliding them into one another and try to reach the final one without filling the board up and running out of moves. It's one of many ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hentai games in the cesspool of bad adult games and does little to nothing to stand out from the crowd. It's already hard to play due to faulty programming and doesn't give the same feeling of dopamine that the [i]real[/i] '[i]2048[/i]' elicits even with the added hentai aspect. Honestly if you're trying to get off, this is by far one of the [i]last[/i] games you should even consider playing to satiate that urge.