Seize the Cheese

Foddian precision platforming with lovable pixel art (affectionate), tight controls, and snappy handling that makes plummeting to your squeaky soft doom less painful. One day I'll reach the stars.

It's exactly what it looks like- a precision platformer centered around bomb jumps with consistent physics requiring you to put yourself in the right part of the blast radius to get where you want to go. I don't know what else to say here- nothing is broken, the challenges get more varied even in the short time I've played, and you can and will ♥♥♥♥ up and be set back. I keep falling 40 meters onto my employee who keeps talking about KPI targets. Will keep playing, probably in short bursts. Full disclosure: I know the dev and he once terrorized me by posting sonic x skibidi toilet on main.

"Cheesed to meet you," the floor says to my rapidly approaching mouse body

A very fun yet challenging game with a great self-awareness to it. It takes a bit to get used to but when you do you get a feel for how you'll get launched. The humor is a nice distraction from the persistent challenge as well! All-in-all, it's a mozzarella've a time, and worth the asking price. Edit: I am now stuck in a constant loop of making it to the 4th area, making a series of bad slips, and plummeting back to the second area. This man is a damn menace for some of these jumps lmao

It is a cute and fun precision platformer with an unusual mechanic that takes some getting used to. I am terribly bad at it so far but I can definitely see how this can be a fun game!