Scary Maze Game

This game cured my fear of commitment and also maybe my lactose intolerance. 10/10 What could be called the Mona Lisa of modern day gaming, Scary Maze game brings forth a journey. A transformation. A spiritual awakening wrapped in pixels, featuring a few bald oily men in calvin klein underwar, some hallways, and what I can only describe as buy one get one 50% Dollarama demons power-walking in your general direction. At first glance? Boring. A maze. Wow. Riveting. But then—oh, THEN—I felt something stir deep within my mitochondria. The monsters approached. Slowly. Menacingly. I was placed into abject terror. My grandma fainted and she's not even in the room. My dog learned Latin. Before this game, I was but a husk of a man. Empty. Lost. Weak of hand and slow of reflex. But now? Before we were lose. Now we are win. This game made me call my ex just to whisper, "We are win." She hung up, but I know she felt it. I walked into the maze as a boy and exited as a tax-paying adult with 3 mortgage offers and a black belt in spiritual demon fighting combat. My third eye is open. The monsters? No longer scary. But metaphorically? Terrifying. I wept. The walls wept. Even my toaster made eye contact with me and whispered, "It is done." We are win.