Sandy Planet - Season 1

По скидочной стоимости в 21р вполне пойдёт как +1 идеальная игра.+1 игра в библиотеку профиля.История с намёком на эпичность.Но только намёком.Модельки писюнявых баб вполне хорошо сделаны.Но тематика фута для пародии на "Дюну"?Серьезно чтоли? Создатель явно надрачивает на таких представителей секс-меньшинств.Ну или сам из них. Ну так это его личное дело,зачем нас в это впутывать? Сам сюжет бредовый,у фута есть матери?Причём тоже фута?Что ты курил когда писал это? Они как размножаются?Почкованием?

Horrible "game"! Rather use sandpaper to wipe my eyes than play this ever again.

do NOT buy the game; boycott the developer too; putting in extremely hard candy crush game just to make the game feel longer. dishonest business practice; This ain't no visual novel

Finally, a game with girls who have more weapons than me. 10 out of 10 lol

This is a visual novel with 18+ content, based on the book and movie "Dune". The plot in it is reflected from the events of the arrival of the priestess, who wants to check the GG, whether he is chosen or not (but a little not in the standard method :) ). It is completed in 15-20 minutes. I advise you to buy it only when the discount on it reaches 88-90% (it is good that such a discount is put on it very often). Pros of the game: + It is completed quickly. + There are collectible cards (they fall out for a long time, but in this game there is a big chance that out of 3 cards, at least 1 of them will be metal :) ). + 100% you will complete all the achievements in it and it will add to your collection of perfect games. + Animated scenes of Arakis (very spectacular). + The game is translated into many languages, so turn on the language you speak and complete it. + There is 1 mini-game, based on the principle of moving objects 3 times. + All characters are girls with a surprise ;) Cons of the game: - For such a short gameplay and without a discount of 88-90%, it is not worth buying, unless you want +1 game to perfect games or a chance to get a metal collectible card from this game, and sell it. - You need to spend a lot of time in the game to get the cards (more than 1-2 hours at least). - There are no animated 18+ scenes with characters. I like the game because I got 1 metal collectible card in this game (I think the chance of getting metal collectible cards in this game is quite high or I was lucky :) ).

Stuck at Minigame. No skip otion.

hard to play

[h1][b]🎮 Reseña de Sandy Planet - Season 1[/b][/h1] [h2]Resumen del Juego[/h2] Sandy Planet - Season 1 es una mezcla de aventura casual con ADN indie y un barniz de “rol” que en realidad se siente más como: tú eliges, el juego te juzga y luego te recompensa con romance, drama y decisiones que *dicen* importar. Es una novela visual con vibra de simulador de citas, cargada de contenido adulto (sí, de ese que te hace bajar el brillo si alguien pasa detrás de ti) y con un enfoque de “elige tu propia aventura” que promete finales múltiples. La primera impresión es clara: esto viene a contar una historia “realista” (guiño) con parodia, picante y un toque LGBTQ+ que se agradece… mientras te recuerda que estás en un producto hecho para entretener, provocar y ver hasta dónde aguantas el cringe antes de decir “ok, una ruta más y me duermo”. Todo en un paquete para un jugador, con logros y cromos para que al menos Steam registre que existes, porque en el planeta… actualmente no hay nadie. Literal: 0 jugadores. [h2]Lo Picante y lo Arenoso[/h2] Lo Bueno: ✅ Decisiones y finales múltiples 🧭: el juego se apoya en “las elecciones importan” y sí, hay rutas que invitan a rejugar. ✅ Romance + comedia/parodia 😏: el tono adulto y burlón le da personalidad y evita sentirse totalmente plano. ✅ Representación LGBTQ+ 🌈: inclusión dentro del romance, sin esconderse detrás de excusas. ✅ Logros y cromos 🏆🃏: incentivos rápidos para quienes disfrutan completar y coleccionar. Lo No Tan Bueno: ❌ “Rol” de etiqueta, no de sistema 🎭: si esperas builds, stats o profundidad tipo RPG… te vas a quedar con arena en la boca. ❌ 0 jugadores activos 🧟: comunidad fantasma; si buscabas conversación, guías vivas o hype… buena suerte. ❌ No apto para oficinas 🧯: contenido sexual y desnudos; es el tipo de juego que te puede arruinar una reunión con RRHH. ❌ Solo 8 logros 🎯: se acaban rápido, y después dependes 100% de la historia/rutas para mantenerte. [h2]Tabla de Evaluación[/h2] [table] [tr][th]Aspecto[/th][th]Puntuación (0-10)[/th][th]Comentario[/th][/tr] [tr][td]Jugabilidad[/td][td]6[/td][td]Interacción típica de novela visual: elegir, leer, repetir.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Dificultad / IA[/td][td]5[/td][td]No hay reto real; la “dificultad” es vivir con tus decisiones.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Contenido[/td][td]7[/td][td]Adulto, romance y rutas; cumple lo que promete el enfoque.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Gráficos / Video[/td][td]6[/td][td]Correctos para indie/novela visual, sin presumir producción AAA.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Historia[/td][td]7[/td][td]Buena trama con parodia y romance; engancha si compras el tono.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Ambientación[/td][td]6[/td][td]Funcional y coherente con el drama adulto, sin volarte la cabeza.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Efectos (VFX)[/td][td]5[/td][td]Nada que destaque; cumple y ya.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Música[/td][td]6[/td][td]Acompaña sin estorbar; no esperes un soundtrack memorable.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Voces[/td][td]5[/td][td]No es su carta fuerte; si hay, no define la experiencia.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Diversidad[/td][td]7[/td][td]Presencia LGBTQ+ y enfoque de romance más abierto.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Rendimiento[/td][td]7[/td][td]Al ser una experiencia casual/indie, debería ir fluido en general.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Rejugabilidad[/td][td]7[/td][td]Finales múltiples y elecciones invitan a volver.[/td][/tr] [tr][td][b]Total Puntuaciones (Bueno)[/b][/td][td][b]6.2[/b][/td][td]Entretenido, atrevido y cumplidor… pero no revolucionario.[/td][/tr] [/table] [h2]Conclusión (Bueno)[/h2] Sandy Planet - Season 1 es el tipo de juego que sabe exactamente lo que es: una aventura casual indie con romance adulto, humor con parodia y rutas para rejugar. Si te gustan las novelas visuales con decisiones, contenido subido de tono y un toque de drama “realista”, vas a encontrar algo para picar (y no solo por lo obvio). Ahora, seamos controversiales: que tenga 241 recomendaciones totales dice que a mucha gente le funcionó… pero ver 0 jugadores activos es como entrar a una fiesta después de que apagaron la música y solo quedó el anfitrión recogiendo vasos. No es que sea malo; es que estás jugando en modo “nadie te va a ver, nadie te va a salvar”. [h3]Recomendación de Compra (Solo si te late el género)[/h3] Puntuación Total: 6.2/10 Número de jugadores activos al momento de hacer esta review: 0 Descuento máximo registrado: -89% Veredicto: [i]Recomendado con reservas: para fans de novela visual adulta y decisiones; no para quienes buscan “rol” de verdad.[/i] Si vienes por historia con romance, elecciones y finales múltiples, aquí hay material. Si vienes por un RPG, comunidad activa o algo que puedas abrir sin paranoia en espacios públicos… mejor busca en otro planeta.

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞: I thought it was going to be a fun parody of Dune or something, but I just got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass by some guys with boobs. Apparently... I need to reread the series of books by Frank Herbert, refresh my memory, because I don't remember being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass and given 2-meter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the fang. Seriously, friends, our gg is either some kind of femboy with boobs, small tits (if that's important) or a trans man who started hormone therapy and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ his boobs. Why is he considered a man at all, I'm xs, tk is our "mother" and some kind of main woman, these are also dudes with knee-length ♥♥♥♥♥ + boobs (the size of our guy's head), but for some reason they are women, what? I'm sorry for being rude, but they only have a mouth and an ass out of holes (I don't count the ears), all of them, like gg, like "mom", like the main ward. Moreover, in this very ass, our so-called "mom" will uncork her son, and then she will give him a suck and ♥♥♥ on the ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ of our femboy transukhi, leaving a drop of maternal love in her mouth. Plot-wise, this is, God forgive me, a +- 10 minute story about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2-3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I will save you time, money and psyche, don't thank me. GG enters the throne room where the main lady is sitting on the throne with her legs spread, showing off her horse bolt, and our mother is standing at the door. In the course of the conversation, the main one suggests putting our bolt in her box, this is a kind of patience test. Of course, GG puts it in the box and, surprise, it hurts him, and the one who rides on the throne begins to turn on her machine and offers our mother to help her son. She agrees, approaches gg from behind, gets on her knees and starts licking the point. It helps him, and he's grateful to his mother for sticking her tongue up his ass and performing oral magic. After that, the GAMEPLAY appears! You need to play "three in a row" by scoring enough points in 2 minutes to... to kick our mom and the main one in their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, let me remind you, they only have einal available, because these are even indestructible feet. After a couple of slides and a descent on mom's face, the end of the first, so-called act takes place. The second act begins... GG is practicing swordsmanship, his mom sneaks up on him and says he's ♥♥♥♥♥, you can't do that, and so on. Wanting to teach her son a lesson, she starts a duel, where she lets our gg go, after which he (he ♥♥♥, yeah...) She takes off most of her clothes, and so does her mom, and the second round begins. Our coach, in the person of the mother, gives a mighty bream to this guy by turning him 180 degrees, after which he deftly pulls off his pants with a deft movement of his hand and begins to hammer into his son's ass, ending the whole thing on our face + mouth (but you already know this from the initial part of the review). But our gg decides to take revenge! Uuu is scary... He turns his mom over, sits on her tits and lets her suck his balls, and then farts in the ass where our mom ♥♥♥♥ on herself and we on her. End. 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭: But the idea of a Dune parody is generally great, but it didn't work out here... I do not recommend buying, even if you really like to play three in a row. 𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝟸/𝟷𝟶. 𝓘𝓕 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓛𝓘𝓚𝓔𝓓 𝓜𝓨 𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓘𝓔𝓦 , 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓒𝓐𝓝 𝓣𝓗𝓡𝓞𝓦 𝓐 𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓕𝓘𝓛𝓔 𝓐𝓦𝓐𝓡𝓓 , 𝓘 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓑𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓣𝓔𝓕𝓤𝓛 !

Вообще непонятно, что это! Не игра, а какой-то набор картинок с текстом, где на фоне, наверное, я не утверждаю, но, наверное, любимые разработчиками футанари или же по-людски трансгендеры. Причем они все в игре такие, а как, собственно, они размножаются, если тыкать они могут только в задний проход, м? Какой ужас я купил... Из плюсов только то, что этот "игровой шедевр" можно неспеша, читая, закрыть на все достижения за 39 минуты. Игра — 1/10. Не рекомендую к покупке.