HIGH CORTISOL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FRIENDSLOP STAY AWAY
IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE AI CODE YOUR GAME, AT LEAST PLAYTEST IT, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
NO MANUAL SAVE: THERE IS NO MANUAL SAVE, THE GAME ONLY AUTOSAVES AT CHECKPOINTS WHICH TAKES AGES TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REACH AND IN THE MEANTIME THE GAME ALREADY FINDS A COUPLE WAYS TO ♥♥♥♥ UP YOUR ENTIRE GAMEPLAY WITH ITS STUPID ASS BUGS, PHYSICS, SNAKES, BEARS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DESIGNED DINOSAURS.
BUGS: AS I SAID THE GAME FINDS A WAY TO ♥♥♥♥ UP YOUR ENTIRE GAMEPLAY. ONE RANDOM BUG CAN COMPLETELY ♥♥♥♥ YOUR VAN AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FIND YOUR TRUCK LOSING HALF OF ITS HEALTH AND ARMOR JUST BECAUSE IT SLID DOWN A LITTLE BIT ON ITS OWN. ALSO, EVEN THE SLIGHTEST TOUCH TO A ROCK OR A WALL RESULTS IN A ♥♥♥♥ TON OF DAMAGE. BUT SOMETIMES THE WILDEST CRASHES END UP WITH NO DAMAGE AT ALL. IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE AI CODE YOUR GAME, AT LEAST PLAYTEST IT, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
YOU CANNOT EVEN GET INTO THE VAN MOST OF THE TIME: YOU EITHER HAVE TO RUN, BOOST YOURSELF, OR THROW YOUR FRIEND IN THE VAN SO THEY GET YOU UP. I KNOW WE ARE SHORT AS ♥♥♥♥ BUT AT LEAST YOU COULD PLAY TEST THIS ♥♥♥♥ ASS MECHANIC AND FIX IT.
NOT CARED ENOUGH FOR ANIMATIONS: IT IS OBVIOUSLY A MONEY TRAP FRIENDSLOP ♥♥♥♥ ASS GAME BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN A CABINET OR A DOOR THERE ARE NO ANIMATIONS AT ALL. AT LEAST POUR SOME LOVE INTO YOUR GAME AND ANIMATE THEM FOR ♥♥♥♥'S SAKE. THE ONLY ANIMATION IS THE CIGARETTE ANIMATION AND THAT IS THE ONLY THING THEY MARKET ONLINE. I WONDER WHY
PHYSICS AND COLLISIONS: THE PHYSICS AND COLLISION SYSTEM FEELS LIKE THEY'RE HELD TOGETHER WITH TAPE. OBJECTS RANDOMLY FREAK OUT, YOU GET STUCK ON INVISIBLE HITBOXES, THINGS CLIP THROUGH EACH OTHER AND INTERACTIONS RANDOMLY STOP WORKING (SUDDENLY WE COULDN'T CHANGE OUR SETTINGS IN GAME FOR AN UNKNOWN REASON??)
IF I COULD REFUND THIS PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥, I WOULD. I'D EVEN ASK FOR EXTRA MONEY AS COMPENSATION FOR HAVING TO ENDURE THIS ♥♥♥♥ WITH MY FRIEND. WE SPENT MORE TIME FIGHTING THE GAME THAN ACTUALLY PLAYING IT.
