MITTIN: Clean Flat Surfaces

"MITTIN: Clean Flat Surfaces" is not really a game... it's a para-educational mobile app where you are supposed to "learn" how to clean things if you're ever allowed to live on your own. And, I'm sure I'm not the first to be saying this, if you have to rely on a crappy mobile app to learn how to clean stuff, you probably should never live on your own, for your own health and safety. The game features really lacklustre 2D visuals (does the developer not know 3D graphics became mainstream in the mid-1990s?). Gamers don't spend thousands of dollars on gaming rigs to pretend they're mobile phones or Commodore 64s. Not every "free" game really is. There's often MTX, or content locked behind DLC, or donations being requested, or any other number of things that could mislead gamers, but in this case I'm glad to say this really does appear to be a fully free game. Nothing demonstrates a developers belief in themselves and their work than giving it away without any remuneration. This is a service to themselves, and the gaming industry, and should be applauded. Of course, just because something is free, doesn't necessarily mean it's valuable. Even though this is "free", it failed to appeal to the 120 million+ gamers on Steam. SteamDB showed the game peaked at only 7 concurrent players... this is a dismal public reception. This was so bad they couldn't even give it away. Bearing in mind that free games don't add +1 to your game collector count, should you bother adding this to your library and downloading it? Not this time. This isn't worth downloading. While this won't cost you any money, you get what you pay for, and sometimes, even when the game is free, it's still not enough. This isn't really a game, and popping bubble wrap would be a richer and more valuable way to spend your time. Or, you know, get up and actually clean your house. Unless you don't know how to do that, in which case, well, this mobile app really won't help you.