
Slide, tap, and beat your way to the top! A simple but hilarious reflex game where every swipe counts toward your score on the global leaderboard.
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About
Meat Beating: No More Horny is a satirical arcade reflex game built around one thing: sliding fast, sliding often, and climbing the ranks.
Gameplay
Slide or Tap: Move your finger/mouse left or right across the screen (or click with a mouse) to rack up beats. Every move counts.
Endless Challenge: The faster and more consistent you are, the higher your streak and score climb.
Leaderboards: Compete globally to prove you’ve got the quickest hands in the business.
Quick Sessions: Perfect for short bursts of play — hop in, beat your score, hop out.
Comedy & Style: It’s absurd, over-the-top, and doesn’t take itself seriously. Cause all you're doing is beating.
No story, no fluff — just you, your reflexes, and the leaderboard. How long can you last before your streak runs dry?
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Languages: English
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
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positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
you can play this game with one hand
Perfect game while waiting for the timer to reset on the real thing.
I still don't know why Kevin gave me this game...
I would call this "Master Beater: The New Era" It actually improve from the previous version. still having a small room to make a main menu UI and little optimization. Recommend buying this. (I'll leave the old one below, a small part before update, too important to delate ^_^) (5/04/2026) WOULD BEAT HARDER/10 . - Edit 1: It's still possible to play in old version by choosing to launch as "oldbeta" before playing. [strike]Still having minor problem but it'll give you an idea how this game look like before currently version.[/strike] (16/03/2026) . [spoiler][strike]TLDR: Don't buy this (For old player, Goodbye for ur good-old beating day...)[/spoiler][/strike] . [spoiler][strike]Maybe u come here by watching the old YT video (It publish on 2021 anyway). It might looks fun and interested, but as I had play this game before I can say that pretty sure this isn't a game I know anymore. I remember that the old one is much better, The art and graphic is used to be good, it used to have the short story and it's hilarious. [b] NOT [/b] a red-flashly background and those eye-pain number that would jump on ur screen. Dev even dare to make DLC for this (Optional? Yes, but [b] WHERE'S THE OLD ONE??) [/b] believe me, watch the old version on YT is much better than buying this.[/strike][/spoiler] [spoiler]For DEV: Sure, the random stop in the old version is annoying, but are you really sure there is no other ways to fix/improve that to prevent auto-click player? I used to love ur game, I just want to come back here and enjoy the good-old beating day in the forest, not in the red background :) [/spoiler]
meat.
This game saves those that have gone too far.
l'apice dell'anti-horny. La rappresentazione della forza di volontà di un uomo. L'espressione della difficoltà nel tirare le mani via dai pantaloni. Meraviglioso.
-_-
Thanks to this game NNN is easy.
New version removed hands and arms.
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Momentum
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Audience
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