
Slide, tap, and beat your way to the top! A simple but hilarious reflex game where every swipe counts toward your score on the global leaderboard.
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About
Meat Beating: No More Horny is a satirical arcade reflex game built around one thing: sliding fast, sliding often, and climbing the ranks.
Gameplay
Slide or Tap: Move your finger/mouse left or right across the screen (or click with a mouse) to rack up beats. Every move counts.
Endless Challenge: The faster and more consistent you are, the higher your streak and score climb.
Leaderboards: Compete globally to prove you’ve got the quickest hands in the business.
Quick Sessions: Perfect for short bursts of play — hop in, beat your score, hop out.
Comedy & Style: It’s absurd, over-the-top, and doesn’t take itself seriously. Cause all you're doing is beating.
No story, no fluff — just you, your reflexes, and the leaderboard. How long can you last before your streak runs dry?
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Stats
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Add-ons
Each DLC is estimated with the same model as a game, then summed — a modeled figure, not reported DLC sales.
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 40 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
I still don't know why Kevin gave me this game...
Perfect game while waiting for the timer to reset on the real thing.
meat.
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Languages: English
Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
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This game saves those that have gone too far.
l'apice dell'anti-horny. La rappresentazione della forza di volontà di un uomo. L'espressione della difficoltà nel tirare le mani via dai pantaloni. Meraviglioso.
This is a game about beating your meat not be horny ♥♥♥
Thanks to this game NNN is easy.
New version removed hands and arms.
10万回届く気がしない、ヒリつきがある、しかもスラングの意味を全然知らなかった、悔しい
懲役刑とかで採用されるタイプのソフト
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