Lumber King

Lumber King is a lazy 2D retro pixel browser/Flash-tier "number incrementer" game where the object of the game is to increase the in-game currency by clicking and buying things that increment your currency over time. It's an incredibly shallow game loop, to the point you might as well just run a program that does "i=i+1; print i" and watch the numbers go up. This one has a shallow wood cutting/lumber theme, but the veneer over the game here is almost completely irrelevant. So while this is barely a game at all, there's plenty of problems with it. Really crappy, lazy, phoned in 2D retro pixel "art" instead of contemporary visuals... even mobile app idlers have better graphics. Of course, we're all used to low quality games, Steam has literally thousands of 2D retro pixel amateur shovelware games. The real problem here is that this is just a nasty, greedy cash grab. The in-game currency is supplemented by nasty P2W/P2Grind real money purchases. There's a ridiculous $80 USD (more than most AAA games!!!) for weak boosters that slightly increase the rate that numbers go up here. For this godawful 2D retro pixel money harvesting cash grab. Ugh. If you're going to burn money playing video games, at least spend your money wisely on high quality, genuine games rather than this extremely lazy, low quality, low effort cash grab cancer.