LEGO® Marvel™ Super Heroes

ironman --i was living the life yes i was having so much fun i was winning awards i didnt even know i won and just in case you cant tell all of that went straight to hell when i was kidnapped by some afghan guy who made me build a missile or i would die i got a magnet in my chest thanks to this guy wearing a vest (he dies but) i am able to give them all the boot with the fire i can shoot from this really kick-ass suit that can also fly (for like 8 seaonds) but after some improvements using robotic tools i was able to make the suit way more cool then i got rebellious obadiah got jealous and he stole my hart in a completely non-gay way (Ooh Ooh) in a completely non-gay way (Ooh Ooh) and so i killed him --------hulk ---ive been living in a third world country which is kind of ironic since im trying not to get angry ive been working in a bottle factory then i got discoverd and tracked down by the military then back in new york i found my girlfriend i destroyed a helicopter and then tis guy got jealous of me deja Vu and he became a muscly freak toooooooo kind of wish i had killed him ----ironman2----now that stark expos back and now that everyone knows that im a superhero hammer tech blows my life is great nothing can go wrong oh wait some Russian guy wants me to die and so i killed him...Okay i lied the Russian went on to work for hammer tech i found a cross word puzzle on my neck and so i threw a party and i really partied hardy till Rhodey came in kicked my ass and stole my suit and now the Russian guy has drones and im pretty much all alone since pepper abandoned me Rhodeys a war machine my chest is killing me and so i invent an new element shaped like a triangle and i killed the Russian guy ------ thor------- in the land of asgard im about to be king until i disobeyed my father which kinda screws up everything stripped for powers banished to earth hilarty esues i get arrested by S.H.I.E.L.D and i fall in love with a jew while im gone loki takes over asgard without my powers killing this giant cyclops thing is really hard thought the power odins tear i get my powers back and now i have no choice but to counter lokis attack by killing him... kind of...not really... ........captain america......... i wanted to be a american soldier but instead they gave me the cold shoilder they said id get killed easily just because i have sorry half to stop hear