Kebab it Up!

Aweful response to keys. Over does the movement. Would take awhile to learn the dely to be able to play at all. Needs a comic book beginning bc it costs almost nothing to do. and it can actually have a plot. Instead we follow a breadman in a diaper collecting sticks of butter he drops in the streets???

**** THIS GAME Hitbox appears to be roughly 4000% the size of your guy. Seriously, even get near something, you will automatically hit it (Maybe they just didn't test it at 2560X1080? Dunno). Half the time it looked like I hit something that was still a virtual yard in front of my stupid running dude. Don't believe that preview video where everything looks spaced out in a way that will allow you time to make decisions, or where you can slide and slide again. Oh no...in the real game, your "abilities" (jump/slide/sprint) have a cool-down each time you use them. Seriously? You're going to make me wait to jump again? All levels are designed so that you'll never be able to do anything smoothly...the only available place to land after jumping will inevitably have another obstacle right in front of it, which will begin yet another round of just constant zigzagging. Game requires precision steering and controls are horrendously floaty. This is nothing but a frustration factory. Oddly funny concept...too bad the game is designed to be (intentionally?) unfun. Don't bother with this one. TLDR: LRLRLRLRLR CRASH REDO YELL AT SCREEN SIMULATOR Stay away.

THE GUY DIES OF GLASS BOTTLES AND PARKED CARS. HE CAN JUST BUY A NEW KEBAB BUT NO. I AM MAD. ♥♥♥♥ THIS RAGE SIMULATOR, NEVER AGAIN.

Awesome game! Has a challenge sometimes! Worth the time!

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Keetele, you little s**t, who are you calling an a-hole? xD Getting back to the review, Kreesty and Repo did a crazy good job creating this tasty game, exposing the deepest and most basic human need: kebab. You know you'll never catch it, but your stomach can't stop wanting more of the juicy meat and the crispy fries hidden inside the flatbread (especially the fries, which taunt you every couple of seconds by randomly dropping). And the main character - I don't wanna boast - is modelled after myself, since the devs know me and my love for shaorma (and of course my "expensive", 350$ suit). All in all, a great game. I want more content, since it has the potential to become the next-gen Temple Run. 11/10 would break glasses again.

If u buy this game you will immediately be satisfied to the fire soundtrack, quality graphics, and if you beat it you will immediately get so much money, clout, fame, and Sex. I would highly recommend. Also, I had terminal cancer and had a week left but after I beat this game it got cured and now i have so much clout.

Really fun game but can get a bit frustrating at times, especially at the last level. But for 2 Euros, this game is absolutely worth it!

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