Jeffrey Eggstein

This game is eggcellent

As the number 2 player on the leaderboard of 5-7 this is the game. I started as a simple egg sorter like the rest of you, but soon I became one with the egg. I do not sort the eggs as the eggs sort me. To say eggs have become my life is an understatement, I have become the egg. Everyday I eat eggs, drink eggs, bathe in eggs, you get the point. Every single molecule in my body is akin of that of an egg. But I am getting off topic, I rate this game an Eggcellent.

bought this game cause the gameplay in the trailer looked interesting and lowkey despite me not actually knowing anything serious about the guy this is referencing this is a pretty good representation just looking at the other reviews and comments on this game from people whove actually played it book 5 is not only a sort of big difficulty spike but i do get the idea this is meant to represent being one of the children and it does it very well, especially with the final cutscene tying it together good horror game, good gameplay as well i love the gameplay looked at the discussions and saw a bunch of people talking about the game being disgusting, which is yeah i guess but it calls attention to the topic in a surprisingly immersive way with the post-book cutscenes you just have to actually play the game first to realize that

best game of all time shoutout to big stein

This is a very cool game that, on the surface level, seems like it's just an arcade-style sorting game. As you progress through however, everything slowly becomes more real, and, by the end, can help to better understand how truly disgusting the crimes committed by Jeffery Epstein really were

when i first saw this game i thought it was ai slop, but upon a brief review of the trailer i realised it might actually be peak. and uh yeah its pretty good, worth the price in my opinion. the gameplay is fun and simple and new mechanics get added as you go along so it doesnt get stale. if you're worried this is going to just be a bunch of epstien jokes then dont be, the only time this game is trying to be funny is when you're on the title screen. theres 5 unique modes for the game that you'll go through, but i will say that there is alot of overlap between them so it can feel somewhat same-y. also like the story segments are good but i didnt come out of them feeling like i'd really taken something away from them, they just kinda re-affirm what we all already know about epstien, overall good though, like a 7/10 imo. legendary thumbnail though