Imagine Me

So, I finally installed and played this after I found it sitting in my library. Not sure how long it sat there, or how I got it. Maybe a bundle? I dunno. I start, and the first section of the first level I get is literally impossible with a locked door, spikes, and a key behind a flaming enemy in a cramped alcove. The second generation had a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jump that I died 30 times trying to clear before I managed it. The one time I made progress, the doorway thing I presume is the exit of the level was beyond a vertical jump that could not be cleared. This was the point where I decided further attempts were just a waste of my time and uninstalled. This game appears to have been built solely for an "artistic style" and to show off some random generation algorithms without any attempt at being playable. This game rightfully belongs in the garbage heap.

How to put this delicately... this game is a poo-poo stinky rotten trashbag deserving of no real attention. There is no game to enjoy here. I actually had a level that was incompletable but lucky for me they had a "regenerate" button in case their awful random dungeon generation failed. It's like some art project that, for some reason, they put their cutesy pop-art and story over a rushed videogame instead of just making it a flash animation or something. Or just... plain old art. There are like one or two pictures that, as a standalone piece, don't look too bad, one of them being the cover art. I had noticed the other negative reviews and readied myself for an ironically entertaining experience. It is indeed hilarious for all the wrong reasons. The best part is that a few minutes in I realized it was trying to be a Spelunky clone and has "rogue-like elements". And it has cards for what feels like an alpha. Unreal. I'd also like to bring attention to the achievment named "Nice Game Developers" in which you can get an achievement for moving a box. Just... ♥♥♥♥ off. Not sure where I got the key for this (probably humble bundle), but I would never buy it from this storefront, nor would I play it for free.

Badly designed procedural generation paired with a lack of content and poor controls. The art is fine but the gameplay bad - no point in going into more detail since it was removed from the store.

Эта игра - полный кал, я не знаю какой человек в здравом смысле будет покупать эту игру. Лучше купить на эти деньги семок и полускать их в падике чем играть в ЭТО. Геймлпей - "шикарен", музыка - "прекрасна", сюжет - завораживающий. Такое ощущение, что это игру лепили какие-то отсталые люди *уями. А те 31% кто порекомендовал эту игру - у вас явно что-то не так с психикой.

I couldn't even figure out how to start the campaign. Got to a screen with... photos? And no idea how to get from there to, you know, [i]the game[/i]. When I finally managed to get to some part with actual gameplay, it was the challenges, where I found the controls unintuitive to me (around 20 years of playing PC platformers has primed me to expect arrow keys for both movement and menus, this defaults to WASD with no way to change it), unremappable (thus removing the logical solution to unintuitive controls), and unexplained as it's clearly meant to be a bonus thing for people who've already played the campaign (not a flaw in and of itself, but since I can't get to the campaign...). All in all, I'm really not enjoying this.

Oyuna Alpha olduğu zamanlarda Ücretsiz olarak sahip oldum. Nasıl bir oyun derseniz bana göre Casual dediğimiz kesime hitap eden yada daha genç kardeşlerimizin başlangıç oyunu olabilecek Escape Goat'ın kolay versiyonu gibi birşey diyebilirim bu oyuna. İndirimli yada Ücretsiz dağıtılırsa alın.

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Хорошая игра, с шероховатостями, конечно, но играется легко, не напряжно. Неплохой саундтрек способствует прохождению, но нет ощущения продвижения по сюжету, уровни будто просто накиданы в кучу. Скорее всего, создатель взгрустнул из-за таких отзывов, но видно что сделано с душой.