I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling

I Can Believe It's Gambling *

Everything about this game is lazy, from theme to execution. I spent 1 dollar and 37 cents on this game, and even with this amount, I feel cheated. However, I am not going to refund. Because, see, if a hobo asked me for a dollar and 37 cents, I would gladly share with him. Why wouldn’t I? Especially if I am having a good day. And are developers so different after all? The main difference between an indie developer and a hobo is one has a college degree. Though I heard some developers get them nowadays too, so I may be mistaken and there is none.

this is the AAAA experience ubisoft promised

50 cents for 6.5 hours of fun? Checklist complete!

I think I'll have to try real gambling after this!

It most certainly is gambling

ich bin hardcore spielsüchtig geworden 10/10

On one hand its kinda lame, you finish it in a few hours, and 100%ing would take hours and potentially days On the other hand its about a dollar or two and meant more as a funny commentary on loot boxes, so can't complain. Fun was had

I love and hate this game, I love that it's a joke about loot boxes, I hated getting all achievements

really glitchy, the settings menu has its buttons misaligned with the UI, the score will just stop syncing with the achievement progess (which it uses to store and recall the value), and it takes multiple full days of non-stop grinding to complete said achievement so its kinda important that the value saves properly. edit: even after reaching 100k, the achievement did not unlock for me automatically.