I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling 2(K)

nowhere near as fun as the first one they did.

If you've played the first game and wondered if it was possible for a meme game to have even less respect for your time, then you'll be amazed that this game somehow did it. Unfortunately, this likely won't be the last game in the series. I'm sure that NFTs (Non-Refundable Financial Transactions) will definitely find their way into the next entry.

Compared to the first game, this 2nd installment is a snooze fest. The first game has its charm with the feeling of opening up loot boxes, with all the snazzy animations and what not. This game, however, feels like one of those ad infested free to play casino slot games you can easily find on your phone's app store. You'd expect slots to be fun, but they somehow screwed it up! The slot animation is so slooooooow and there's no way to skip it. Once you do "hit big", it's not even worth celebrating since you only get ONE item per slot win, and said item can be a dupe. I really wanted to love this sequel, but it feels like no love was poured into making this.

No where near as brain itch satisfying as I hoped compared to the previous version.

A downgrade from the previous game. The very concept of these games is silly, just being "surprise mechanic" simulators. However, the previous game had a decent enough progression in it, whereas this one substitutes it for a losing battle. Here, the house wins, you'll have to play the minigame to get your currency up. And there is where the first big issue comes in to play. This game is a buggy mess. The minigames would lock out completely, even the lower tier ones, after the first use because I didn't have enough currency for the top one. In order to solve this, I ended up having to use the available PINs to get more resources. The minigame involves throwing basketballs at moving baskets. However, even those are broken. The last tier, for example, keeps moving further and further apart every game until you have to reset the program because they are literally outside of the range of where you can throw. Beyond that, they require the use of A and D, no arrow keys, no reassigning. For me, not being able to rebind keys is an automatic fail (Devorak keyboard are a thing). Even in the options menu, the dropdown for what resolution is horribly broken, even after several "fixes". It lists the same resolution half a dozen times, but each one sets a different value. The first game was amusing commentary. This is buggy trash. Which makes this game even worse than the games it's lampooning.

Didn't really care for this one. Not as good as the original, and nowhere near as satisfying. But it does poke fun at casinos, so, while I didn't like it, I won't say it's bad. Credit where credit is due, I guess

Provides a small amount of time of fun, then it gets boring. Mostly just having an auto-clicker on so I can get the achievement to collect everything.