🚀 Human Rocket Person

This game is art. Art I tell you. I felt more accomplished completing this glorious game than I did on some AAA titles that came out this year. I feel like I deserve a badge of honor. I would highly recommend picking this game up. Gameplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdofFKe4uIw

This game is full of ♥♥♥♥! In a good way :) When I read the game was hard, I though: "Yea right.... How hard can it be?". Well, it is hard! At the moment I'm mid level 6, and there is ass juice and helmets everywhere. It looks like a warzone, just with ♥♥♥♥ instead of blood. But the humor is awesome! I see this game as a challenge. I want to beat this, no matter what. It takes time, and there will be poop. A lot of it. But I hope some day I will complete the game. Don't give up if you play it, and don't smash your keyboard or controller into the wall ;)

This reminded me why i dont like Indie platform games. This is ridicoulously hard and mindnumbingly stupid. As it should be. Despite a few visual bugs i had a blast completely destroying the faith in my own capabilities as a gamer. Well worth an hour of your day!

視聴者の声 良い点 pogo 悪い点 pogo

Perhaps the best and most realistic naked, faeces fuelled pogo simulator available on Steam (or anywhere else) at this time.

Great game! Such a simple game can be very funny. And if you are into farts you are absolutely gonna love this game! :) Its worth a try!

[h1][b]In short[/b][/h1] [b]This is a cheap gag gift that's good for a short laugh. It has a decent challenge to it, similar to Getting Over It, but it also doesn't take itself as seriously - you're controlling a man on a pogo-stick, who propels himself using [i] ass-juice as fuel[/i], so controls are quite unreliable. Priced justly.[/b] [spoiler]Conclusion at the bottom.[/spoiler] [h1]What I expected[/h1] The concept itself feels like a stupid joke, that was taken too far and was actually made into a game, so there wasn't much to expect... or so I thought. [h1]Where this game shines[/h1] The problem with most difficult games such as this is that they lack replayability, but this is not an issue here as you have collectibles, a timer and multiple levels, so you have something to strive for. However, at the time of writing, there are no achievements, which is a shame and somewhat nullifies any validation you might receive. [h1]Where this game fails[/h1] The collision hitboxes don't seem consistent. There might be 2 similarly shaped obstacles and if you hit one nearly head-on, you die, but if you hit the other one - you are just fine and bounce off. The controls are intentionally awkward, but it doesn't take long to get used to them. However, the lack of mouse integration for controls is somewhat disappointing. [h1][b]Conclusion[/b][/h1] [b]This is not a serious game, so you shouldn't treat it as such. Worth playing if you enjoy games similar to Getting Over It. Would recommend this as a gift.[/b]

stinky little ass sauce

哈哈哈哈哈哈！ 真好玩！快来买呀！

Human Rocket Person is a "joke" game where you play a naked guy on a pogo stick. You have to jump over various obstacles to collect apples and land on a chili to end the level. The game has been made deliberately and annoyingly difficult by using a bad control scheme. In line with the joke, when you die, you release your bowels, because we really needed to see that in a video game. Outside of the joke, which is funny for less than 30 seconds, the gameplay is pretty bad tablet/mobile tier puzzle game, only slightly better than Flappy Birds. I can't recommend anyone buys this, it's not that funny and it doesn't have any notable gameplay merit.