How Many Dudes?

The game is nice but I honestly don't think I can defend a $15 price tag for it. It just doesn't have enough content right now. Maybe in the near future? Probably, but I just don't see myself playing it enough to have spent $15 on it, just wait for a sale. Other than that, it's a fun roguelike game where your choices matter, like any other.

How many dudes? - asked my ex after venturing into the adult film industry. Jokes aside: this is a fun autobattler with hilarious enemies (the toddlers need to be stopped... stop listening to Falling In Reverse! Also the ducks became violent and they bite now. ABANDON ALL POSTS, the ducks are coming!). Love the gameplay loop, graphics and music. But there are some downsides here as well. The game is a little bit repetitive and the achievements ask a lot from you. You will have to grind for a while to unlock everything. I feel like the progression should be faster. Besides that it is a fantastic title. Highly recommended, now go tell your child that the geese are back... they're back and ready to attack, DEFEND YOUR HOME.

Honestly, it's fun...until about turn 30, as one of the other reviews said. Then you just find yourself pressing for the next battle and that's it. I found myself just watching the timer to see when I could refund it.

Visually it's pretty, good humor, chill game and I enjoyed it for the price BUT decisions during runs don't feel impactful enough for a roguelike autobattler. Runs are long and most of the runs you just pick between very similar results time and time again. It's missing something but I'm not sure what tbh. Every decision is super incremental and I never feel like my strategy is working or a decision I'll make can turn the run around, which is a different feeling compared to "numbers go up slightly, I feel good"

Legit a mindless idle game where it feels like you don't really know what is happening, because the abilities and units you get just cluster into a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pile of minimally animated overlapping images. I can't recommend this, not even for people that like idle games. It is so boring and the humor is basically non-existent. The whole thing this all even is based on is joke of "how many dudes can take on *insert thing*"; it doesn't have a simulator aspect of it where that is even what you feel like you are actually facing up against. The things are legit just statblocks with a picture on them; it is basically watching an Excel Spreadsheet do a calculation over a long period of time where you can hit a button that says "add +10 back to my good numbers" or "remove 15 from the bad numbers".

Great game ruined by an absurdly grindy achievement I am writing this negative review in hopes that the developers reconsider the balance for the "Baby Boomer" achievement. I’ve played for over 60 hours, completed every single other achievement, and earned Gold Stars on 60–70% of all characters and items across various difficulties. I genuinely enjoy the core gameplay, but requiring players to defeat 50,000 Toddlers is ridiculously poorly balanced. Even if you explicitly target Toddler encounters, you barely fight any in a standard run. Progress is painfully slow. After 60+ hours of full dedication and clearing almost everything else, my total count is still under 40,000. Forcing players to engage in tens of hours of mindless, arbitrary farming long after they have already mastered all content is not a fun challenge—it is pure disrespect for the player's time. Please adjust this requirement to a sane number. I will gladly change this to a positive review once it is fixed. 優秀的遊戲，卻被極度不合理的成就刷數破壞了 我寫這篇負評是希望開發者能重新考量「Baby Boomer」這個成就的平衡性。 我已經遊玩超過 60 個小時，解鎖了除此之外的所有成就，並且在各難度下完成了 60–70% 的全角色/物品金星。我真心喜歡這款遊戲的核心玩法，但要求打倒 50,000 隻 Toddlers 的成就實在是平衡得太荒謬了。 即使你在每一場遊戲中刻意選擇有 Toddler 的戰鬥，一場能遇到的數量依然非常少，累積速度極度緩慢。在我投入了 60 多個小時、近乎通關全內容之後，我的擊殺數居然連 4 萬都不到。 在玩家已經精通並通關了遊戲幾乎所有內容之後，還強迫玩家進行數十個小時無意義且重複的刷數，這根本不是有趣的挑戰，而是純粹在浪費玩家的時間。 請將這個成就的目標數字調降至合理的範圍。只要這個成就獲得修正，我很樂意將評價改回好評。

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