Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse is the greatest game to ever grace this planet, so much so that no game shall ever surpass it in any way. My life no longer has meaning, no single piece of fiction will ever meet the astronomical expectations that Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse has set. There is no hope, there is no future, there is only Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse.
In its infinite and undying greatness, Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse has cursed itself to fail, one day all will have Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse in their steam library, and one day each steam library will fall, all that will be left is a vast desert that contains only Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse.
This is a poem that I definitely wrote myself, please don't google it.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse, king of horses:
Look on my game, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
