Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse

捏马真好玩

Quite possibly the most beautifully crafted, story rich game to ever grace our unworthy planet. Such a game as this only shows itself every once in a millennia and we are merely lucky to bask in the higher power that is Horse magnifier, I have never seen a story with this much emotion packed to the core of its gameplay and you are missing out by not playing it RIGHT NOW.

This is truly the most enlightening experience of my life. I feel as though this game unlocked the part of my brain that had never yet been seen before. I will now dream of horses for the next several months. Every horse I see on the street, I will ponder what it is truly like to place a magnifying glass upon their skin. I will cry myself to sleep at nights knowing I am too broke to own a real horse so that I may bear the painful mistake of being born into poverty. £2 was a small price to pay for this slice of heaven. Game of the Century.

i'm feeling more and more like a lesbian..... help......

Contrary to popular belief: Horses are made of horse.

Extremely high potential for game of the year