
this is a game about magnifying horses.
Most likely between $52.7K and $149.3K. How we estimate →
Checked against 8 developer-reported games
Reviews
Themes across 1172 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
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positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
i love my horsey and my horsey loves me
horse horse horse horse, horse horse horse, horse horse horse horse. neigh.
Horses are agents of satan sent by Lucifer himself to kidnap my kin into the nether realm I will never be able to look at a horse again they are 4 dimensional beings powerful enough to Obliterate the entire city of nuremberg in germany I urge everyone to stop consuming horse meat it is full of lead and flesh eating bacteria.
just horsing around
hors
I was playing this game on linux and the only way to get it to launch was to make it actively write an error log during play. This resulted in a 600gb file being created over an hour. I ran out of storage on my main drive, and my computer started chugging to all ♥♥♥♥. This game essentially turned itself into a zip bomb. Probably a skill issue on my part but also please make this game more compatible with linux. The horses were funny 10/10
yes
hons
i bought the game 10 times as gifts i am not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joking it was a very good fun time :>>>>
Yes, it is short, but hay- [i]gets stomped to death by a bunch of hungry horses[/i]