
Why am I serving coffee to them? Strange customers keep talking to me, and I just listen. What even is this café to me?"HELLLLLCAFEEEEE" is an adventure game set in a bizarre café.
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0/day in the week to Aug 30 → 0/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About
"HELLLLLCAFEEEEE" is an adventure game set in a strange café.

◆ Story
Why am I serving coffee to them here?
What even is this café to me?
Weird customers keep saying things to me, and I just listen.
But… for what purpose?
Actually, where is this place? I don’t understand anything.
I keep working, hoping that someday I’ll get out of here—go somewhere else.

◆ Game Features
A walking simulator where various events happen as you move around.
Examine objects to progress the story.
No quest markers or time limits—enjoy the game at your own pace.
But they won’t stop talking to you.
Playtime: 30–60 minutes
◆ Streaming Guidelines
Streaming is allowed without permission for both individuals and organizations.
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Reviews
[h1] 地狱狱狱狱狱咖啡店店店店[/h1] 《地狱狱狱狱狱咖啡店店店店》是一款表现手法较为意识流的步行模拟器,WASD移动、esc呼出菜单保存,在场景中移动到触发点来推进流程;整体是3D场景,不过人物是只有2D纸片人形象、乃至无脸方块人。虽然作者制作一系列的大雷纸片人的主角都蛮吸引眼球的,但就压根不能指望真的有涩涩sad。 [h1] 步行模拟器之我被困在迷宫里了[/h1] 故事开始是被一大帮警察包围的大雷猫娘、玩家操控没走两步就一阵坠落感袭来,莫名在死后的世界穿着咖啡店的衣服招待客人、浏览疑似他们的生前记忆。 咖啡店里一共四位客人,回忆剧情有些倾向于阴暗向,有的操控是在洞穴里走迷宫、最终捡到汉堡、披萨等“他”爱吃的,捡完三处地点后镜头一转、属于是一副杀了前男友分尸现场+将男友尸体当成汉堡的类似模样;或者是某一网络小说作家的客人在电脑面前码字,离开屋子买咖啡,先是代表着家人、爱人、亲人的一只鱼在抱怨着他一事无成、接着陷入迷宫环节、直到咖啡机面前、再一次又一次坐回电脑前码字。 大致故事不难理解、但都是用意识流的手法来反映人物压抑的精神状态。不知道后续是不是想起珍贵回忆、从而将客人乃至主角心结开解、将氛围变得轻松的经典展开?因为我还没玩完。 原因在于,整体前两关基本都是走迷宫要素,虽然能够理解作者是想以迷宫来塑造氛围、反映人物被困在单调的生活中、或是心理上走不出去啥的,但就游戏的体验而言单纯是给玩家上刑,由其是某关暗绿色的墙体实在让人有些分辨不清哪有转弯哪是哪,迷宫也让我3D眩晕,可以说游戏本身属于是非常简短的、但能玩多久完全取决于你迷宫迷路了多久。 [h1]总结[/h1] 有些考验玩家走3D迷宫技术的走路模拟器,记不住路或有3D眩晕的玩家可能会卡关很久,整体意识流小品作,感兴趣的可以入手一试。 [quote]加入[url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/GHYX]干货游戏[/url]&关注[url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/35106417/]咱的鉴赏家[/url],不定期为大家带来游戏体验分享,也期待您来一起分享自己的游戏体验干货~[/quote]
几个小故事。福瑞可爱,迷宫讨厌。依旧有找齐木牛雕像的结局。 还有这成就名真不是乱打的嘛
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Languages: English, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Japanese
Hours played at review time, across 39 reviews with recorded playtime.
A LEGIT LU CLASSIC! Wish I could visit HellCafe and get a mean FRAPPPACCCINNNO
когда нибудь, я сделаю видео про эту игру
Serving coffee [spoiler]in some sort of afterlife[/spoiler] has never been this real before!
Большие титьки огромный хвост
esperava mais , mas e bom
Another great little game by Lu. If you like good short walking sims than i recommend this and other titles by Lu. This one had an interesting premise, a unique aesthetic and good jazzy music. Fantastic little game for only a dollar, especially if you got 45 to an hour to spare.
何かに巻き込まれたであろう悪人には見えない 『オレ』ちゃんがヒロインの本作。 ウォーキングシミュなのはいつもと同じですが 今作は様々な人々の過去を追想する オムニバス形式でストーリーを追う感じ。 トゥルーエンドは正しくトゥルーエンドでした。 カフェ店員の『オレ』ちゃんが激可愛いので見てね。 ナガイさんもいるよ(ボソッ)
i don't know where i am, i was just looking for "coffee" games... strangely charming little experience!
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