Hans in the Internetz
Hans in the Internetz is a first-person meme platform adventure game. His dream to become a wizard lays deep within the internet and you, as his apprentice must do the dirty work and “figure thiz out” Expect puzzles, toilet humour and legal drugs!
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About the game
"What were the devs thinking when they created this 'masterpiece'?"
Short answer: We simply spent too much time on the internet.
Hans wasn’t about reinventing the gaming wheel or being groundbreaking. We set out to create an internet-humored, meme-loaded abomination designed to bring some joy to fellow internet degenerates like us.
What can you expect?
Short answer: Dark and absurd humor.
Hans takes you on a nonsensical journey through bizarre internet-themed worlds where memes come to life, logic is an afterthought, and anything is possible. It’s a chaotic celebration of internet culture, packed with random humor and references that are sure to make you laugh, cringe, and question reality (very unlikely...)—but a strong burst of air from your nostrils is already a win!
If you thrive on internet culture, enjoy absurd humor, and want a break from the seriousness of modern games, Hans is your perfect match.
Beyond the humor and countless references, each level brings its own set of mechanics. Some, like platforming elements and puzzles (logic & trivia), will be more common. Others, such as horror survival, will only appear in certain levels. And for those who love a good challenge, there are a few secrets and unexpected surprises—just for the sharpest internet veterans to find.
Mechanics you’ll encounter:
Platforming (jump & run)
Puzzles (logic & trivia)
Horror survival
First- and third-person shooter elements
Character switching
Time limits
Boss battles
Hans is optimized for keyboard but can be played with a controller. It’s not meant to be taken seriously—it’s a fun, silly, and absurd experience designed to make you laugh and maybe even cry… from laughter, confusion, or sometimes frustration!
Prepare to dive into a colorful chaos of intentionally low-res, meme-inspired visuals, backed by an awesome soundtracks.
Note: Keep in mind that the development team is as indie as it gets—most of the time, it's just one person, and occasionally two. Every bit of support means the world to us!