
A chaotic physics-based vehicular platformer where you race to the top. Scream into your microphone to slow down time, look for shortcuts, and unlock new vehicles.
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Goblintown: Really Hard Driving Game is a chaotic physics-based vehicular platformer where you race to make a delivery at the top of the most dangerous road in Goblintown. Scream into your microphone to slow down time and save yourself at the last second. Look for shortcuts to get the fastest time, and unlock new vehicles.
Drive your wobbly truck along a dangerous track filled with crazy jumps, explosives and obstacles.
Use your microphone to slow down time to save yourself at the last second.
Complete challenges to unlock wacky new vehicles.
Prove your skills with global leaderboards for best times.
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
Themes across 40 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
Graphics team went OFF. Love the colors and the vibe! Really fun speedrun game, but devs are a bit evil and devious haha! Frustration factor is high when you are almost at the end and fall off! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Everyone is talking about the vocal control, graphics and the challenging gameplay. Did everyone not notice the insane music and sound ambience?? Between my screaming and the truck farting, my dog was very confused. Love the sound though. Brilliant.
Use the voice control and a controller! I was being stubborn and didn't use either at first and was getting very frustrated dying over and over to losing control. Once you master the mechanics it is great fun trying to finish and get a better time.
This game is like if Only Up and a goblin had a baby. I recommend using a controller but keyboard still works. Try not to rage. 5 hours on the game and I still don't know what I am delivering. Gameplay 10/10 Graphics 10/10
This game had the best booth at PAX East 2025 by far. You could hear screaming from multiple booths away. That's what prompted me to check it out. Upon examination, it made sense - screaming into the mic would slow down time, which was crucial for those clutch moments where you would have otherwise fallen off and had to start over. The whole setup was also inside of a decorated truck. I still have no idea how they got that truck into the expo hall So I bought it and... I don't know. It's tedious. Feels like a streamer rage game, not a regular consumer game. I didn't yell when playing it. Don't want my neighbors to think I'm crazy. So I would just... say "aaaaaa" in a low monotone voice directly into my mic. It's a gimmick that's perfect for grabbing attention in a crowded expo hall and for streamers to clipfarm. That's about it
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honestly been loving the way this game plays out: become cook in goblin driven van get toilet ontop of van hit every object as hard as possible scream because you hit a lot of objects as hard as possible fall down cry hit more objects hard deliver food get ♥♥♥♥ on for delivering food try to do it faster by hitting more objects really hard
1、美术很喜人。 2、玩法很单一,就是往前开,过障转弯,很挑战人的耐性。 3、没有中文,虽然正式进入游戏后也并没有什么文本。 4、目前有7关,第一关我花了将近一个小时才过,耐心差点被耗尽~
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