Goblin

For a cheap little hentai game, I wasn't expecting much, but this really lowers the bar on how little effort can be put into a game. At first, I tried to play it on the deck, and couldn't do anything in the combat. I decided to try it on the PC to give it a chance. It turns out that the game, which doesn't have resolution options, is built pretty much around a fixed resolution setting. The buttons for actions in combat literally don't appear on the screen. And on the PC, the screen is too big, so things like the game border are fixed in the middle. The gameplay is a sloppily put-together slugfest with no introduction or guidance. Each level awards you a points-buy budget to hire your team, with various abilities and stats. The stats aren't explained, and while they're not exactly difficult to work out, it's annoying. In combat, you can't even see the numbers for what's happening. This leads to things like learning that the speed stat (approx 2-12) is linearly tied to how often you take turns, meaning that characters with low speed will be taking one turn for every 3 enemy turns. And it's not like the character is strong to make up for it. Things like "what your spells do" for the few characters that have them, or how much mana they cost, or their range, etc. can only be figured out with trial and error. Similarly, ranged attacks (at least some of them) get blocked by terrain. However, since you're usually doing about 5% of an enemy's health with an attack, and you can't see damage or health numbers, I only realised this after a while when trying to use cheat engine to lower enemy health pools and speed up the game. Obviously the "balance" and mechanical choices could be one thing, but it's just so slow. Fights are clogged and tiresome, the AI is terrible (if you surround a goblin, it will skip a turn because they always move before attacking), and it takes about 20 mind-numbingly slow turns to take a basic enemy down. Then, every couple of fights, you might earn a heart with a character you brought along. This allows you to get a small dialogue scene with a hentai image. Fair enough. My main problem is that every part of the game is lazy and unfun. It feels like somebody has put in the absolute minimum effort to get the game on the store, including using barely-curated repetitive AI art for everything. I don't have an inherent problem with the use of AI art, but it was done with so little effort that the characters are almost indistinguishable. Every character, whether a soldier, knight, priest, mage or assassin, wears pretty much the same suit of chestless armour. The writing in the scenes is pretty much unedited, too. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this entire game was an exercise in seeing whether you could use AI tools to shortcut every element. So in summary, there's literally nothing going for this game. Even as an enjoyer of silly, time-wasting games, I see no redeeming features in this game.

Goblin deez nuts

The "game", as far as I can tell, is a scam. DO NOT BUY IT! You cannot seem to move any characters, nor are given an indicator on what to do / how to do it in game (nor on the Store Page). Despite in-game indicating that you can select a highlighted area, which clicking on does nothing. Because of this you are hard locked on a permanent 'end turn' rotation that means you lose every game, and cannot unlock the H-scenes for which most people would buy this. You can only move the screen with WSAD or ARROW keys and that is it as far as I can tell. You know those indicators for 'movements' / 'attack' as shown on the STORE Video? They appear no where in game. The "Story" listed on the store page is LITERALLY the only main story text given to your in game. Legit copy/paste. I'm not even joking. For these reasons, it seems like a cash grab / scam of a 'game' to me.

[quote][b]Check out our [url=store.steampowered.com/curator/36364102-Horny-Hentai-Festival/]Steam curator[/url] , [url=www.youtube.com/curatorhhf/]YouTube channel[/url] and [url=twitter.com/hhfcurator]Twitter[/url]![/b][/quote] [18+/Strategy] Defeat the goblins and get intimate with the girlie knights. Good volumes of 2D anime stills, nice price, though rough tactics part. No instant-win function. [18+] 戦略ゲー無を打開し、女の子達とHな関係になろう。SLG部分が高難易度かつ冗長なので、一発ボタンは欲しかった感ある。

本ゲームの感想を一言でいうと「宇宙人が見よう見まねで作ったSLG」 もう悪い部分を文章にするのも馬鹿馬鹿しいくらい挙げ始めたらキリがないので省略 おそらくこのゲームをプレイした99%の人は最終的に最低難易度のステージをひたすら周回してCGを集めていくことになると思われます。 一方、セール時で300円ちょっとで買えるCG集だと考えれば悪くないと思います。そう考えて👍評価にしようかと一瞬思いましたが、こんなテストプレイを一度すらしてないようなゲームに高評価を送るのは世のゲーム製作者さんに失礼だと思ったのでバッドにしておきます

큐레이터커넥트 받았는데 아무래도 이 상태로는 안되겠다 싶어서 짧게 적음. 1. 적이 너무 쌤. 후반 스테이지(처음부터 고를 수 있음)는 당연히 못 깨고(적이 쌔고, 많이 나옴.), 초반 스테이지도... 그냥 1판부터 게임오버 당하면서 시작했음. 2. 아군이 너무 비쌈. 매 스테이지마다 쓸 수 있는 금액이 정해져있고 이 금액에 맞춰서 캐릭터 고용해야 하는데 쓸 수 있는 금액이 너무 적음. 도대체 어떻게 깨라는건지 이해가 안됨. (그나마 치트엔진이 잘 들었음.) 3. 아군이 너무 약함. 가장 강력한 캐릭터라도 약점이 있음. 방어력은 쌔지만 느리다던지, 공격력은 쌔지만 체력이 떨어진다던지. 이런 상성 맞춰가며 싸우는데도 어렵다. 4. 이렇게해서 볼 수 있는 H씬이 빈곤함. 1명당 CG 1장 뿐. 들어간 노력대비 결과가 좋다고는 말 못하겠음. [h1]결론 : 아주 어려운 RPG 야게임이니 정말로 자신 있는분만 할인 쌔게할 때 고민해 보세요.[/h1]

I had a moment of excitement when I realized it was a tactics style game. Unfortunately, it completely lacks in-game explanation and has UI and resolution issues. The combat is also painfully slow. [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/42889042-Diivious-H-Game-Reviews/]Find more H-Games via my Curator page![/url]

У игры заслуженно низкий рейтинг. Не покупайте её и потратьте своё время на что то другое. У игры просто отвратительный гейм дизайн и продираться сквозь него ради 18+ сцен желания нет. Непонятно за что отвечают те или иные характеристики персонажей. Здоровье даже самых базовых врагов неадекватно завышено. По факту любой гоблин бомж раз на раз победит фактически любого нашего война. Бои длятся утомительно долго. Возможности хоть как то прокачать своих героев нет.

Great concept, horrible execution. Need to be able to change resolution, better battle controls like rotating the map, reduce goblin physical resistance.

怎么说，垃圾玩意，你走一步AI走三四步