Garten of Banban

Even the update just came it is still a bad game. The shortest game I have ever played worst experience ever for me. Dont get it.

Если честно, мне очень сильно понравился этот маскот хоррор! Да и вообще, все остальные части этой франшизы просто потрясающие. Пусть там пустые локации, кривые анимации и всё остальное — мне на это плевать, мне всё очень нравится. Эта игра оставила много крутых воспоминаний из 2023 года, а ведь это было аж 3 года назад! Ну а новое обновление 2.0 — просто потрясающее, игра реально становится страшной. Скоро выйдет девятая глава, где видно, что анимации стали очень красивыми. Разработчикам просто респект! Ставлю 11 из 10!

I went into Garten of Banban expecting a harmless little mascot-horror game. I came out of that kindergarten feeling like I had just been through the most emotionally intimate relationship of my life. Let’s talk about Banban. That beautiful, red, vaguely demonic creature has absolutely no business looking that damn confident. The moment I saw him standing there with that smug little smile, I knew this wasn't going to be a normal gaming experience. This man—or whatever the hell Banban is—walks into a room and immediately owns it. And then there's Jumbo Josh. Good LORD. This enormous green specimen enters the game like he pays the mortgage on the entire kindergarten. The sheer presence. The physique. The intimidating aura. I have never felt so simultaneously threatened and attracted to a character who looks like he could fold me into a cardboard box. And don't even get me started on Opila Bird. She has the kind of energy where you know you're making a terrible decision, but you're already halfway through making it. Those eyes. That posture. That inexplicable confidence. Honestly, the kindergarten might have been abandoned, but apparently my dignity was abandoned there too. Gameplay-wise, Garten of Banban is basically walking around an abandoned kindergarten, solving puzzles, pressing buttons, and occasionally getting chased by horrifying creatures. But emotionally? It's a forbidden romance. Every corridor whispers, "You shouldn't be here." Every monster says, "Run." And I say, "Okay, but hear me out." The puzzles are simple, the scares are goofy, and the story is completely insane. Yet somehow, despite all of that, I couldn't stop playing. There's something deeply magnetic about this bizarre collection of colorful nightmares. Would I recommend it? Absolutely. Would I recommend playing it alone at 3 AM? Absolutely not. Would I still do it? Unfortunately, yes. Final rating: 5/5. I came for the horror. I stayed for the absurdly attractive collection of brightly colored kindergarten demons. 10/10 would get emotionally manipulated by a giant green man again.

is fun

[h2] Alright, i know it's become a joke to dog on Garten of Banban but the first game is my sole exception considering the amount of fun i've had dogging on it and the fact it's free. [/h2] [h1] I also do like the revamp that they added and hope they do a sort of update to the rest of the Garten of Banban series. Although you can still see Opila bird in the void whilst going down the elevator, nice one Eurphoric Brothers. [/h1]

garten of banban cured my viral illness of 20 years. 3/10