
Explore the origins of the mysterious Banban’s Kindergarten. Survive the dark past of the establishment. Try to make some friends. Uncover the truth behind the place, and who you are…
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Explore the origins of the mysterious Banban’s Kindergarten. Survive the dark past of the establishment. Try to make some friends. Uncover the truth behind the place, and who you are…
Delve into the past of the kindergarten and explore the origins of the establishment. Only you can connect the dots.
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Sums Steam only; PlayStation, Xbox, Epic, Nintendo publish no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
SteamYou are here | Free | 4.4Kreviews | 71% | — | $0 |
| $4.99 | 671ratings | 87% | — | not modelled | |
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Themes across 280 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
In my professional opinion the game Garten of Banban 0, never in my 20 years of gaming, have I suffered such torture and torment. I never wanted to cry harder than I have ever before in my entire life, this game has caused me mental anguish. It has left me hallow and made the void bigger. Do not play this game if you want to keep all your brain cells, it will give you dementia and depression. I repeat DO NOT play Garten of Banban 0 if you want to have family, friends and pets, they will leave you within hours, just so mentioning the game will make them buy a plane ticket to get as far way from you as possible. In conclusion, Garten of Banban 0 is absolute buns and can suck big fat booty cheeks on fire glazed with givanium.
Se um dia essa franquia tiver uma jogo com reviews positivas a teoria da internet morta é real
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Languages: English*, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Arabic, Bulgarian, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Finnish, Hungarian +14 more
| $4.99 |
| 141ratings |
| 86% |
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| not modelled |
| Free | — | — | #93 | not modelled |
| $4.99 | — | — | — | not modelled |
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I thought *Garten of Banban 0* might be another silly indie horror game that would at least give me a few laughs. I was wrong. The graphics are basic. The gameplay is basic. The story is confusing in ways that feel less intentional and more like the game was put together five minutes before I launched it. And somehow, that's not even the worst part. The game feels like pure slop. The horror isn't scary, the characters aren't interesting, and the gameplay feels like a collection of random ideas thrown into a blender and called a game. There were multiple moments where I just sat there thinking, "Why am I playing this?" The puzzles aren't particularly satisfying, the atmosphere doesn't do much, and whatever story the game is trying to tell gets buried underneath nonsense. What I love most is that the game doesn't waste your time pretending it's something it isn't. It's slop. Beautiful, ridiculous, confusing slop. I've played games with better horror, better writing, better gameplay, and actual reasons to keep playing. I don't remember most of them. I'll remember *Garten of Banban 0*. Not because it was good. But because I genuinely couldn't believe what I was playing. Some games stay with you because they're masterpieces. *Garten of Banban 0* stays with you because you're still trying to figure out what happened. 0% recommended. Actually, maybe 1% recommended if you want to experience gaming slop at its finest.
Cara, isso foi uma experiência inesquecível, entrei rindo e saí chorando, é uma experiência realmente única, e é tão única que provavelmente adquiri 10 doenças mentais, recomendo vc jogar, mas só se vc tiver autismo grau 7 pra gostar dessa merda, se existir uma mísera pessoa que goste disso a teoria da internet morta é real, transmiti a tela para o meu amigo ver se o jogo é bom, mas parece que ao invés de transmitir a tela, transmiti doenças, meu amigo mesmo adquiriu câncer, autismo 4 e aids 2, puta que pariu, foram os 34 minutos mais sofridos da minha vida, não recomendo, se vc tiver a chance de se matar antes de jogar, se mate.
MEU DEUUS, eu preferiria ter restaurado a união soviética e implantado o comunismo no mundo ao invés de ter jogado esse jogo, parece que esse foi criado por satanás para atrair quem não tem amor próprio e sugar a alma deles, eu até pedi desculpa ao meu ssd por ter baixado essa obra de satanás 10/10 recomendo
Didn't like it. Poor lore, few horror elements and 80% of the game is puzzle. Caracters are a bit disturbing, but they are all your friends. graphics are pretty good for a free game, not very good optimized, though. Interesting flashlight mechanics, but the rest, nothing impressive.
My final review of garten of banban 0 was great. Made purchase some of the other games they have made. A strong recommendation from me. If you want to 100% this game. Make sure to check out the achievement guide first!
nabnab gets his chopper out
PUTAAAAAAAAAAAAA QUE PARI*** joguei essa bomba por 5 minutos e meu cerebro ficou liso igual os cabelos do meu c* so recomendo pra quem quer desistir da vida, pq ate meu mano q tava vendo ficou sem pelo nenhum no corpo por causa da radiação q passava pela tela. por 5 minutos vivi o mesmo q o jogo fallaout. e tbm essa poha é igual dorama, japones filha da pu* 10/10 me mataria
Truffletoot turned me on.
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