Garten of Banban

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This game was uninteresting to me for the first 15 minutes, it was only until the end when I saw Jumbo Josh's muscles grab at my cart that I suddenly fell in love. He took my breath away, everything I ever needed was Jumbo Josh. His green skin warm eyes, they took my breath away. And I knew then this was the greatest game id ever played. Unfortunately the game only took 20 minutes and he showed up for approximately 18 seconds but I didn't care I needed to see him. The love of my life. My pride and joy. My reason for Living...Jumbo Josh. I then proceeded to play the game 407.5 times but every playthrough was worth it just to get that rush seeing Jumbo Josh. Oh Jumbo Josh I need you. Overall rating this game is life changing.

I thought Garten of Banban was going to be another goofy indie horror game with a creepy mascot, a few cheap jumpscares, and maybe something interesting hiding underneath. I was wrong. Not because it was secretly amazing. Because somehow, it was even worse than I expected. The graphics look like they were made in a fever dream. The characters are weird, the dialogue is bizarre, and the gameplay feels like you're walking through a collection of random ideas that were thrown together and called a horror game. The scariest part isn't the monsters. It's the amount of sequels. Every time I think I've escaped, another Garten of Banban game appears. There are more characters, more lore, more suspiciously colorful creatures, and somehow an increasingly complicated story that I still don't understand. And that's what makes it so impressive. Not impressive in a good way. It's impressive that something so aggressively mediocre can keep producing more content. I've played games with better writing, better horror, better characters, and actual reasons to exist. I don't remember most of them. Unfortunately, I'll remember Garten of Banban. Some games are bad while you're playing them. Garten of Banban is the kind of game that makes you question why you started playing in the first place. 0% recommended.

If Garten of Banban has a million fans, then i am one of them. if Garten of Banban has ten fans, then i am one of them. if Garten of Banban has only one fan then that is me. if Garten of Banban has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. if the world is against Garten of Banban, then I am against the world

This game sucks ass, I would rather scoop my eyes out with a spoon for fun then play this game again.

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