In all my years of platform experience, I had yet to attain the experience that is Furry Hentai Quest. My character's constant blipping in and out of existence, added so many levels of depth to the deep lore. The fact that I could choose, not one, not three, but TWO directions to take on my epic quest, made me feel as if my decisions mattered.
As for our Stunning cast of characters, I found the most optimal for speed running, was "Hentai." The weight distribution of her volumptious buttock, and pillowy yet weight breasticles made her a perfect candidate for clearing the crevasses of platforms. Her center of gravity was optimal, unlike our dear "Furry," whose tail didn't achieve such perfection that was "Hentai's" balance. And then there's the worst character, our dear, "Human." Not only is he NOT a furry, but he also has DISMAL weight distribution. His chest offers nothing in the way of weighty mom identifiers, and his posterior is just as concave. Not only that, but all he offers upon the end of his pitiful existence, is a mere simple nosebleed. Not nearly as soothing as either "Hentai" or "Furry's" tragic demises.
The level design. Ooooooh the level design. This is a game of pure skill, that only the highest of IQs can fathom. There is no muscle memory to button presses to reach a predetermined end goal, no no no, for you see you will never venture on the same quest twice. That's right dear reader of the reviews of a hentai platformer, this game features what every triple A game title wishes it could. That's right, absolute RNG. To the point that the RNG can sometimes make prevailing on your epic quest naught but a fruitless battle. Now, some might consider this a game breaking bug, but O' contraire, It is in my belief that is adds to the experience tremendously. Nothing made my day more than reaching a wall simply too high to surpass, as it made when I could so much better.
On the topic of ultimate failure. You will find, that your character may find themselves no-clipped between dimensions, and unable to move as their mind tries to fathom what even we cannot. As well as this, you will find that you gain the true experience of living in a castle by the fact that nobody had glasses, and if you couldn't see, you were unequivocally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. For upon many an occasion, you will have to take a leap of faith, as you will be unable to peer beyond the depths of the screen border, even at max screen capacity. Now, once again, some of you weaker minded individuals may see this as something that makes a game unplayable, but nay nay I say. For such leaps of faith are good for not just the mind, not just the body, but the SOUL. As my great Peepaw Johannesburg used to say. "A Good fall off a cliff into the unfathomable depths below, builds character."
To conclude my address, I urge every single one of you, to buy this game, really connect with it, study it's curves and intricacies, and let it all in. For you will never be the same again, once you have mastered, the 11th Wonder of the World that is, Furry Hentai Quest. Good day.
