Fission Superstar X

If only it was still available, I would recommend not getting it because it is too hard. But it sure as hell is fun and hilarious! So you should wish that you could have gotten and be sad. Send pictures.

Silly side-scroller

10/10

I really wanted to love this one and, as often happens, I'd rather give it a sideways thumb if possible. As far as I know of the genre, it's fairly original, with this big, clunky spaceship with up to four turrets and blind spots to manage. One of the most satisfying aspects is landing a perfect shot on an enemy ship's cockpit, disposing of them quickly. The premise is quite hilarious, although you can, and should, detonate Celine Fusion (heh) every time you first reach a new planet, so as to unlock a new and better ship. The major issue lies in its very roguelite nature, or rather in how it's managed. Even the best run is excessively dependent on luck, be it a ship coming from a precise corner that suddenly totals yours, or, as I often witnessed, too many stops not providing a weapon shop. Before you even manage to unlock the first ships, you have to repeat the early content over and over. Nothing is ever done or given to at least alleviate this slog, like giving at least smaller rewards for managing to progress a bit further. As it stands, it's a game where I see lots of good ideas and thought poured into it, but only for the most patient players who don't mind dedicating hours upon hours to perfecting their runs - until one gets undone within 10 seconds and nothing can be done about it.

fun, unique rogue-lite

Conosco e gioco molto ai Roguelite, design e gameplay divertenti ma... 5 stelle neanche se mi pagate. Il primo approccio lo rende gia' TROPPO challenging contro alcune armi. - 1 stella perche' i COSTI all'interno del gioco sono ECCESSIVI, (o si guadagna troppo poco all'infuori dei modificatori?) -----------> 3 stelle vanno piu' che bene. Gli sviluppatori farebbero bene a pensare anche alle nuove utenze (i gamers quelli sani di mente) che soltanto agli hardcore gamers coi masochistici bestemmioni. Arrivo al primo boss che per miracolo posso cambiare anche le armi, upgradare la nave neanche nel mondo dei sogni per quanto costa.... OH, MA CE LA FATE? e datevi una regolata e svegliatevi c****...