Everything Hates Me
A trollish 2D platformer where floors collapse, exits run away, and nothing can be trusted. Die, learn, retry, and survive 300 handcrafted levels at launch, with free updates planned to grow the chaos to 500+ levels.
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Estimated lifetime revenueLow confidence
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Modeled estimate, not a reported figure. How we estimate →
Checked against 8 developer-reported gamesmedian error 11%See the anchors →
Est. copies sold
approximately 0
mid estimate
Reviews
0
Concurrent players
Trends
Historical charts
Followers2
222.82.52.2
Aug '26Sep '26Sep '26Sep '26Sep '26
Steam followers (game-group members) tracked daily from when we started recording.
Showing the last 90 days (the review-based charts: the last 4 monthly points). Full history and CSV export come with a free account.
Momentum
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Reviews / day
+0
last 7 days
Reviews / day
+0
last 30 days
Pace estimated from the game's recent review growth (our daily snapshots) at its own sales-per-review ratio — a momentum signal, not booked sales.
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