Esports Life: Ep.1 - Dreams of Glory

After playing the other two games, i came to talk about my first hour here. I like the other games. They are not special, but very chill. Now lets talk about differences. Cons: - so damn slow that you can get bored just playing this because not much happens - that has simply to do with the fact, that time is not a concept here, or at least nothing that ticks constantly - very mundane minigames are supposed to keep you entertained.. minigames that are so easy you can play it with one hand (point and click, timing - but nothing special there - not the leats exciting) - Not sure.. may be a game for your 6 year old if we take out the flirting.. but wait.. i think their kiss in kindergarden so its fine - I did not want to come here to mock this game. But as an adult, i just feel like wasting my time. I played more exciting games when i was 12 (30 now and salty) - the worst abou this version? The constant loading screens that eat even more time.. i put it on a mundane SSD and its slow as .. well maybe not a snail.. but a turtle. They can be fast or slow.. fits the loading screens just fine. - the bla bla bla was already annoying in the other games.. it literally means.. hey gamer.. i dont care for how bored you will be in hearing minutes and minutes of BLA BLA BLA.. but we are doing it anyway.. The most exciting about this game? Probably after you played through the first 10 years.. grew a beard.. became a gamer and realised if you played PUBG or LOL or DOTA you would be a Pro by now. No offense intended.. Unless you mean i attack the game mechanics.. i totally do that and i dont feel sorry at all. Pro : I have a hard time finding bugs. But since i managed 4 days in 58 minutes.. well.. i didnt come far. I can do around 3 games of pubg in that time frame. or if good 2 rounds of LOL. There is only one game by a single developer that i found less entertaining than this game.. and let me tell you comparing to an underdeveloped MMORPG by a single person, who left out game content.. and loosing.. nope. What i would want for it to feel less like a waste of money.. - No more Bla Bla Bla - Actually engaging minigames (just saying but Youtubers Life had at least the challenge to match icons in a certain timeframe to get the max bonus for videos.. you met people, they took you out.. where not necessarily passive (boring yes - but well) ) Game Dev Tycoon was still better.. but i can YOutuberslife at least. Specially with the homey feeling, that is kinda lacking here.. just the nagging mum.. that wants you to do every annoying chore possible. The other mum hugged me when i was doing good >.> why.. why you make me feel lonely in here.. - can those loading screens disappear? Probably not.. but.. can they become faster? - can the game itself become faster? - can there be actually a challenge in here somehwere? Bla bla bla.. bla bla bla bla bla bla.. sorry you are too exhausted ...