Dungeon Kitty

Haha, I guess I asked for that buying the game despite knowing it was badly reviewed. I'm convinced that the people who have the 200 score achievement hacked it or something because this game is so broken it's impossible. That or they won the RNG awards, but that's unlikely. Now impossible is not me saying it's hard. Impossible is me saying this game is actually impossible as some of the RNG spawned levels can't be beat due to jumps that are just beyond reach or badly synced moving platforms that will never line up to allow you to jump safely. So even if you manage to overcome the wonky hit boxes, continuous knock-backs into pits that make Ninja Gaiden look generous, and a weapon that tricks you into thinking you can fight the enemies sooner or later you're just going to get a bad level spawn which you can't finish. Buying the skins is pointless too as it resets at death and there's no way to zoom in or examine the character close up to appreciate any of the "sexiness". *le sigh* I'm a fan of ZOV's Evil Maze series though so I'll just consider this a donation to them, but I do ask that they never make a game like this again. I understand we all have those dark times where we need money and for game devs that usually means making bad games and "sexy" patches for them to pay the bills, but I hope this is the last time they have to ever sink this low.

Отличное пособие как не надо делать игры. Отвратительная поделка, игры как таковой нет. Бегаем по ужасно сделанным рандомным уровням. Унылые прыжки и монетки, цели нет, смысла нет. Не брать ни в коем случае. Great guide how not to do the game. Disgusting crafts, the game itself is not. Run badly done random levels. Dull jumps and coins, no purpose, no sense. Do not take in any case.

I got this game and all the DLC (If you could call it DLC) from the Dark Evil Bundle and hoo-boy! There is no redeeming quality about this game what so ever; - Every time you die, (And you will die a lot) it boots you to the main menu. You then have to grab the mouse (You can use the controller, but using it on the main menu is weird, and you can't select certain items) to re-select your outfit of choice because the game always sets you back to the default outfit and then click on the big arrow, then play through the tutorial level again. - The audio is just irritating. The girl makes the exact same high pitched squeaks every time she jumps or attacks or takes damage. And the enemies make constant angry monster noises. - Her attack consists of an upwards up then a downwards cut... The upwards cut is too high to actually hit any of the monsters I've encountered, so you have to press the attack button in advance so that the downwards cut can hit. Otherwise she'll just swing her sword ABOVE the enemies' heads, then get knocked off the platform and die (At which point it's back to the main menu!) - The character isn't even that cute. She's weirdly proportioned, which is especially noticeable with 18+ DLC that allows her to run around topless. And you have to re-select that DLC every single time you die. It's hard to emphasis just how annoying that is. Not trying to kink/body-shame or anything, but I see too many 3d games that try to make a female character look sexy by putting gag boobs on an anorexic body, and it just looks weird.

It needs some work, platforms are either way too fast or way too slow and there isn't any really interesting things to do in the game,

No ability to configure controles, clames to support x-box controler but movmend is not recognised, no explanation on what to do - no lives - dead and game stops witout any save point

主界面正上方显示难度默认8/8，主界面没找到调难度的地方。 但是点了开始再退回主界面，难度变成0/8。 不能自由调难度啊，故意给玩家添堵，难怪那么多差评，活该啊。 [spoiler]直接买豪华版，买完库里的游戏就自带内涵补丁了 [/spoiler]

0/10 dont waste your time here into the hidden game abyss with you