Dumbass Drivers!

Очень странная игра, столько вопросов к ней: что, зачем, почему... И так, давайте об игре: Плюсы: + <----- Вот он, это всё Минусы: -Гемплей трешовый -Спойлер: в игре почти нет заднего хода (назад и тормоз работают одновременно) -Вам дают самую слабую тачку, что бы вы победили (нет) сильных соперников, что бы накопить пить на следующую тачку, что бы повторить эти круги ада 5 раз. -Невидимые преграды на поворотах-топ -Музыка и некоторые звуки вызывают вопросы (особенно бесячее гигиканье) -Во время езды какие то непонятные "бонусы", которые иногда ничего не дают ил не нажимаются вовсе. -Зачем то в угол снизу впилили эту убогую картинку улыбающегося чела. ЗАЧЕМ?? ЭТО ГОНКИ, ЗАЧЕМ??? -"Уличная" тачка может ехать гораздо быстрей и лучше, чем самая дорогая машина в игре (ПОЧЕМУ??) -Вы-гощик, но при езде прямо у вас будет ломаться машина и надо др.. "дрыгать" кнопку ремонта на протяжении всей длинной гонки. -Миникарту может захавать жук (bug), иначе я не могу объяснить, куда пропадают куски -Ну и вишенка на торте: в игре ЕСТЬ надпись "NITRO". Но... его НЕТ В ИГРЕ АХАХАХА Короче разрабы знают толк в упорстве (и нет, речь не про усердность). P.S. Обновляю отзыв для задания.

[h1]Reseña de \Dumbass Drivers!\ - ¡Apretarse el cinturón nunca fue tan inútil![/h1] [h2]Resumen[/h2] ¿Alguna vez soñaste con un juego de conducción que te hiciera gritar tanto de frustración como de risa? \Dumbass Drivers!\ es tu boleto a esa montaña rusa de emociones ambiguas. En una mezcla poco ortodoxa, este juego se podría describir como el resultado no deseado de una noche loca entre un simulador serio de conducción y un comediante de cuarta. Prepárate para despedirte de la física y dale la bienvenida al caos vehicular. [h2]Aspectos importantes e interesantes[/h2] - **Unrealismo al máximo:** Si buscas un simulador que desafíe las leyes de Newton, este es tu juego. Las físicas son tan poco realistas que te encontrarás más de una vez volando sobre los otros \dumbasses\. - **Modos de juego creativos:** Desde carreras en pistas que parecen diseñadas por un niño de cinco años, hasta desafíos donde debes esquivar meteoritos (sí, leíste bien, meteoritos). [h2]Aspectos por mejorar[/h2] - **Gráficos:** Al parecer, los desarrolladores pensaron que estábamos en 1995. Las texturas y modelos parecen sacados de una cápsula del tiempo. - **Historia:** ¿Cuál historia? Si estás buscando una trama consistente, mejor revisa la caja de otra cosa porque aquí no encontrarás nada parecido. [h2]Puntuaciones[/h2] [table] [tr][th]Aspecto[/th][th]Puntuación de 0 a 10[/th][th]Comentarios[/th][/tr] [tr][td]Jugabilidad[/td][td]6[/td][td]Divertido pero caótico, como jugar al bowling con granadas.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Dificultad / IA[/td][td]4[/td][td]La IA es tan predecible como un chiste de mal gusto.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Contenido[/td][td]6[/td][td]Variado, aunque sientes que más es menos.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Video / Gráficos[/td][td]3[/td][td]Tus ojos sangrarán pixel.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Historia[/td][td]1[/td][td]¿Historia? ¿Qué es eso? ¿Se come?[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Ambientación[/td][td]5[/td][td]A veces es aceptable, cuando no te distraes con los árboles cuadrados.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Efectos[/td][td]5[/td][td]Efectos especiales dignos de una feria de pueblo.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Música[/td][td]6[/td][td]Pegajosa pero repetitiva. Como un chicle mascado demasiado tiempo.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Voces[/td][td]4[/td][td]Los actores de voz suenan tan entusiasmados como alguien en una sala de espera del dentista.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Diversidad[/td][/joint][td]4[/td][td]Variado entre lo mediocre y lo ridículo.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Total Puntuaciones[/td][td]44[/td][td]Colección de mediocridades y momentáneas carcajadas.[/td][/tr] [/table] [h2]Conclusión[/h2] Si lo tuyo es la seriedad y los gráficos de última generación, corre en dirección opuesta. Pero si te gustan las extravagancias y no tienes dónde gastar esos 2800 pesos, puede que te saque un par de risas. En resumen: [b]Total Puntuación de ≈ 44/100: No lo compres[/b] (a menos que quieras sentirte parte del título del juego).

i review games on steam after i 100% complete them! check out my reviews to see all the games i have completed! dumbass drivers! is a 2017 arcade racing game developed by mj lovegrove (their first game according to steam, followed by 2019's 'mr. maze') and published by screen 7. i've now officially completed their first eight games published to steam with the completion of this, with only two more to go in my currently-owned backlog (the aforementioned mr. maze (2019) & lorelai (2019). as for the quality here, it's......not good. i do not recommend this unless you get it in the screen 7 bundle, which i recommend but definitely not because of this game's inclusion.

Zamanında kart için almışım ve kartlarını düşürmeyi unutmuşum. Idle dan çalıştırmak yerine açayım da oynayayım dedim ve bu oyuna başladım. Bu oyunu benim gibi kartlı için aldıysanız bence oynanır. Oyun güzel mi ? Değil ama vakit geçirtir. Kontroller ortalama , grafik de yeterli , harita çeşitliliği gayet yerinde , bir iki araba daha eklenebilirdi oyuna. Arcade kafasında oyun. Kontrolcü desteği var , kokpit kamerası da var . Kütüphanenizde öyle boşuna durmaktansa bi oynayın şans verin derim. (Oynayacak başka oyununuz yoksa veya farklı bir şeye şans vermek istiyorsanız.)

I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay. After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like. Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends. Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together. Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.

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Dumbass Drivers! is a deliberately rough-around-the-edges arcade racing game that embraces chaos, simplicity, and a self-aware sense of humor rather than polish or realism. Developed by Mark J. Lovegrove and published by Screen 7, the game positions itself as a low-cost, lighthearted driving experience designed for players who want quick, uncomplicated fun. From the outset, it makes no attempt to compete with high-budget racers or serious simulations, instead leaning into its absurd title and unpredictable races as its defining personality. The core gameplay revolves around straightforward circuit racing across a selection of unlockable tracks, each designed to introduce its own quirks and hazards. Races are intentionally messy, with AI drivers behaving erratically and often creating pileups that turn simple corners into chaotic obstacles. This unpredictability is central to the game’s identity, as success often depends less on perfect racing lines and more on reacting quickly to sudden crashes, blocked paths, and poorly timed collisions. Nitrous boosts add bursts of speed that can swing a race in your favor, while damage mechanics punish reckless driving just enough to encourage a balance between aggression and control. Beyond standard races, the game includes a handful of mission-style challenges that provide short-term goals and break up the repetition of lap-based competition. These missions add a bit of structure and purpose, giving players something to work toward while unlocking new content. Progression is simple and easy to understand, making the game approachable even for those who don’t usually play racing titles. There’s a casual, almost arcade-cabinet feel to how everything is laid out, reinforcing the idea that this is a game meant to be picked up, enjoyed briefly, and put down without much commitment. Visually, Dumbass Drivers! reflects its indie origins with very basic models, textures, and environments. Cars are chunky and cartoonish, tracks are colorful but sparse, and overall presentation feels more functional than refined. While this lack of polish may be a turn-off for players accustomed to modern graphical standards, it also gives the game a certain charm, as if it were intentionally embracing a retro or hobbyist aesthetic. The visuals never get in the way of gameplay, but they also never elevate it, remaining firmly in the background as a neutral canvas for the action. Sound design follows a similarly modest approach. Engine noises, collisions, and environmental effects do their job without standing out, and the music serves primarily as background accompaniment rather than a defining element of the experience. Humor is conveyed more through the situations that unfold during races than through explicit jokes or dialogue. Watching AI drivers sabotage themselves or get stuck in ridiculous traffic jams often becomes the most entertaining part of a session, especially when those moments unexpectedly hand you a victory. Over time, the game’s limitations become more apparent. With relatively few tracks and a simple gameplay loop, repetition can set in quickly once the novelty wears off. Technical roughness, including occasional stability issues or awkward physics interactions, can also interrupt the flow of play. These issues are not surprising given the game’s scope and price point, but they do reinforce the idea that Dumbass Drivers! works best in short bursts rather than extended play sessions. Ultimately, Dumbass Drivers! succeeds by leaning into what it is rather than what it is not. It’s a small, chaotic arcade racer that prioritizes accessibility and humor over depth and refinement. Players who approach it with modest expectations and an appreciation for scrappy indie projects may find themselves enjoying its unpredictable races and laid-back attitude. While it’s unlikely to leave a lasting impression or become a go-to racing game, it offers a few genuinely fun moments for those willing to embrace its unapologetically dumb charm. Rating: 5/10

I would say it it a bad game but even though i did find joy from this, it reminds me of an old game. goodjob Mark.

I've played this game, so you don't have to. It's cheap, but buying ice cream or bubblegum is a better investment than purchasing this game. There is nothing positive that I can say. Car handling? bad Track layout? Mid at best Optimization? AAA Games released in 2025 run smoother than this AI balance? Either slow or fast as lightning Game mechanics? The damage system makes almost no sense. Now it's time for the big question: is this an asset flip? I'm 100% about some assets like cars - Fantastic Race Car 53/43/7/59 (and others). Textures or environmental objects like grass or barriers are more difficult to give a concrete name, but some assets are very similar to the ones in the game. I'm not sure that this game is an asset flip. Some elements don't seem like assets, such as car handling or the damage mechanic(they're that bad). Still, you shouldn't waste your money on this game.