
DopeNet is a stupidly fun, dark web fantasy drug dealing simulator. Buy low, sell high, FREE OUR CEO.
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Thank you for choosing DopeNet. The dark web drug dealing sim that 9/10 Moms prefer!
Log in now for a fast-paced digital selling spree! Buy low and sell high, take risks and stack chip - all while avoiding the feds, basement dwelling hackers and butthurt dating app rejects.
How to DopeNet: Your loan is approved! DopeNet loan sharks are human garbage, so be sure to pay off your debt in 30 days or less (WITH INTEREST or it’s your cheeks)!
Start Making Money: Monitor our digital marketplace for product, buy when prices are low, select a new city to trade in and SELL HIGH!
Get Lucky: Check your inbox for opportunities to invest in yourself, such as the DopeNet lottery or Fontucky Derby horse races.
Current Alerts: Hack attempts on DopeNet wallets, law enforcement ramping up raids and seizure of DopeNet product. BlvckShield Security is currently monitoring for all threats.
*DopeNet is not responsible for: injury, death, emotional trauma, police raids, exotic animal attacks, pregnancy or explosive diarrhea.*
WE WENT OFF. MAJOR UPDATES:
Welcome to the FlexMart Era and Dumpster Fire Contracts!
BRAND SPANKING NEW:
DFC Portal - Your DopeNet day job. Use your dope flipping skills to complete failing Dumpster FIre Contracts! Earn money to spend in DopeNet's newest business: FlexMart.
FlexMart - Your one stop shop for: Hitmen, Luxury gifts, Petty Gifts, Strip Clubs and Charitable Donations. This is a social feature - The hits are sent at other players, as are gifts. The strip club is for you and the charity is pooled between everyone.
DopeNet Ledger: Every FlexMart transaction is made public on the ledger. See who sent what to who. Who's the biggest strip club spender or philanthropist. It all lives in the ledger.
Make it Rain - Our new make it rain mechanic allows you to make dollars fly at the strip club and to the less fortunate.
Get high on your own supply - You can now actually take free samples of the products in DopeNet, take it easy on the Devil Dust.
Tons of quality of life and performance fixes - it's smoother and faster than ever across all devices.
The ClapBack Pack:

A complete overhaul from launch:
3 Brand New Game Modes: 1v1 Duels, Plug Play and Dumpster Fire Contracts (Experimental)
Loads of new messages, avatars, titles and of course.. HORSES!
Hundreds of bug fixes and quality of life improvements, this thing is purring now!
Revamped online system, including: player profiles, stats tracking, Plug Codes and improved leaderboards
New Modes:
Plug Play: A Daily Competition between all the dealers of DopeNet. Everyone gets the same seeded 30 day run (minus gambling variance) and the #1 Plug sits atop the leaderboard (until they're dethroned). Every 24 hours, a new Plug Play goes live and the leaderboards are reset!
1v1 Duels: Go head up against other dealers in an asynchronous 30 day run. Both dealers get the same prices and find out who the GOAT is. Pew pew.
Dumpster Fire Contracts: Take over failing DopeNet accounts and try to turn a profit despite all the bullshit. Super low startup fees, super high interest and even a mode for degenerates. (NOW ROLLED INTO DFC PORTAL)
SELL HIGH. FREE OUR CEO.
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Languages: English
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[i]You: Buy low, sell high. Me, an intellectual: Stonks! The ‘precious commodities’ traded here aren’t like those you’ll find in real markets.[/i] [h1]Dope Wars 2.0[/h1] If you’re a 90s kid like me, you more than likely played Dope Wars as a child - DopeNet (DN) is more of the same. A market simulator of sorts, DN has you buying low in the hopes of selling high and becoming rich. DN is entirely menu based, with each new game playing much the same – If you want variety, look elsewhere. Beginning with 2,500 in hand along with a 5,000 debt which needs to be paid in 30 days, you need to trade your way to success. Travelling between cities and dealing is the primary way you make money; however, you can also place bets, enter lotteries, and bribe the law to progress that little bit faster. If you enjoyed the original Dope Wars and seek a nostalgia hit, give it a try - Don’t get addicted! [quote][url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/44931904-Bite-Sized-Reviews//]If you enjoyed my review and would like to support me, I would love if you followed [b]BSR[/b] for more bite sized reviews.[/url][/quote] [quote][url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/32732116-IndieGems/]Follow our curator page: [b]IndieGems[/b] if you like and want to see more reviews like this one.[/url][/quote]
Came for the stonks stayed for the messages. See you on the leader boards fellow DopeNetters.
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Hours played at review time, across 21 reviews with recorded playtime.
Pretty cool text based simulator. If you ever wanted a bite sized version of the dark web without the fear of getting hacked this is it!
The game's a very simple but satisfying drug trading/stock market simulator, with a lot of character, mainly delivered through jokey texts, randomly delivered by people in your character's network. Most of my hours in the game have been spent trying to improve upon my previous run's scores, and competing to try and get as high up on the leaderboard as possible, which feels excitingly achievable, with the current size of the player pool! It's not a game that will blow your mind with its design, but I've found what's here deeply satisfying to comb through, a statistical zen garden that has more than met the value of its low cost!
I really like the gameplay loop this game has. It is addicting and easy to do on the side. LOVE the fact that I can run it along side other steam games on my other screen since the game is small enough. If you guys want something thats funny, addicting, and something to do on the side - PICK THIS GAME UP Cant wait to see what else these devs think of >:)
Don't be misled by other reviews that call this a "drug dealer simulator"; there's next to no drug references or drug culture in this game. You're looking at menus and menus of numbers. You compare numbers to other numbers. This is "Spreadsheet: The Game". And it's glorious. This is a vibe game; you fly by the seat of your pants by the way you "feel" about a set of numbers. Sure, you can set up a spreadsheet and track high and low values, but this game is meant to be played anywhere, anytime, away from your computer. It allows you to play on any device, including your phone, meaning that this Steam game is a great game to play if you want to wean yourself off of Gabe's service. This is asymmetrical gaming at its finest: play it during your commute, go to work, and then recommence your game on your way home, something that likewise works for multiplayer, too. But really, the number one reason to play this game is that this drug dealing simulator serves as a great metaphor for unbridled capitalism. The unchecked growth of the game's drug dealing parallels the infinite profits expected by shareholders. Just as you're free to take chances in the game, so too do the rich who have the resources to gamble with money as a living. "Buy low, sell high" is consequence-free when losing money is barely an inconvenience to you. So play this game if you want to know what it feels like to be as unfettered as the rich. You'll win hundreds of thousands of dollars of in-game cash... and you'll barely feel a thing as you continue to chase the high of exploiting a system for everything its got.
Fun time killer.
Great little game to sink some hours into, perfect for when you're waiting in long queues and need something to kill the time
Wow...this takes me back to sitting in math class bored out of my mind playing Dope Wars. I picked this up when it was available on Android, and I'm happy to see it works just as well on Steam. It's the perfect game to play while watching streaming videos, or dealing with a friend that won't stop texting. As far as text based games go, this one is a big win!
DopeNet is a stylish game that is reminiscent of the old school text-based social games that I used to play during computer class in middle school. Love the humor in the message that the player receives.
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