Dogolrax

This just sucks. LIke a vacuum.

Ao terminar esse jogo só consegui pensar: que potencial disperdiçado, o game não é ruim, mas quando você para pra ver a premissa dele e o visual do mundo e as coisas nele, dava pra fazer algo bem incrivel aqui. Mas no fim é só uma historia meh, com um humor pastelão, e rotas de fase que terminan no mesmo lugar. E se você vai pegar o jogo pelas guria de anime, não perca seu tempo, elas mal aparecem([spoiler]e as vezes morrem quando aparecem[/spoiler]). O jogo tem um visual legal(apesar de parecer com um jogo em flash), sons ok, musicas algumas boas, o ponto mais alto é a parte artistica pelos conceitos em si. Possui password que vão ser mais uteis caso tente platinar o game. A gameplay deixa a desejar varios momentos, e em certa fases a hitbox do seu personagem é confusa fazendo você tomar hits que aparentemente não acertariam. [b]RECOMENDO COM 80% DE DESCONTO[/b], apesar de curto, ainda é interessante, tanto pra jogar algo simples, quanto pra ver uns design com estética de algo distopico.

An Indie Game that sells itself off its weirdness and smexy anime girls. The weirdness is spot on. The visual design and story direction is something interesting and is almost worth the price of admission. Almost! It's everything else about this game that is not great. To pad the progression, the game is full of punishing platforming sections and odd mini games. The mini games feel like amateur hour. They are half-baked, thrown in, barely working games that feel as if they had once been other unfinished game projects by this developer patched into this game because they didn't know what else to do with those unfinished projects. Meanwhile, the platforming sections are just, OK. Again, feels a bit like amateur hour in terms of development, but the visual gags and designs make them more bearable. Their biggest flaw is the game begins to lean on them too heavily. This game, front heavy in its weird neatness where you want to explore everything and even want to intentionally kill yourself just to see what happens, quickly gets drowned out into the background as it pads itself out with tedious uninspired platforming and crappy mini games. Then there is the smexy anime girls. They feel completely out of place, (Which I don't know if that is a good or bad thing with the weirdness of this game.) They aren't that common, and they really don't serve any purpose. Except, they are a marketing strategy to get you to buy this game. Seriously, the store page will make you think there is nudity and maybe even a little bit of hentai here. There is not! Not even a little bit! Worse, this developer is notorious for putting pretty much the same anime girl picture assets into all their games, and for no better reason than to trick you into buying their game because sex sells. It actually makes this game feel a little scummy. It if wasn't for the fact the weird factor is actually pretty good, I would almost call this game a scam. But, all in all, it is a pretty meh game. Not good, not terrible. It is just eh, It's weird, and if you want to see something weird, maybe pick it up if you have 5 dollars to spare. Otherwise, I would say you are better off playing a better game. Because game-play wise it is about as thrilling to play as it is to eat day old, cold mush flavored with sliced bananas that are beginning to turn quite brown.

FC游戏大串烧

Кажу зовсім без іронії - з художньої точки зору це витвір мистецтва. В сюжеті є гумор та серйозність, карколомні пригоди, чудернацький світ. Все це одягнуто в приємну графіку часів 16-bit консолей. Також маємо простий та приємний геймплей. П.С. Реіграбельність присутня.

Its way more shmupy that I ever expected. It's a wild ride, not a good one. I paid 99 cents and rushed through to the end without much exploring in under 2 hours. I recommend it if its on sale, just know what you are getting into.

奔着R18来的，结果差点没给我送走

Rated AAF (annoying as fak) Awfull controls, annoying music, nonsensical hit boxes, precision jumps and timings and a "lore" which would be interesting if the game were NOT. SO. DAMN. ANNOYING. dont, just dont... if you are here for a wank, check your brain, this is not it.

[h1] Este juego solo se puede comparar como tener un viaje [/h1] [h1] Sinopsis [/h1] Videojuego "experimental de bajo presupuesto" ( nunca pensé que eso pudiera usarse en un juego a parte de películas) , mezcla de géneros e inspirado en un viaje donde un chico despierta en un mundo surrealista, extraño y raro donde busca salir de dicho planeta y llegar a su casa [h1] Géneros [/h1] Abarca casi todos los géneros tanto en su historia principal como los nini juegos y zonas ocultas, es sumamente dificil de clasificar, limitar o poner una etiqueta, solo puedo decir "¿experimental?" [h1]Tiempo [/h1] Supongo como 3 a 4 horas... normalmente no escribo las reseñas sino hasta que termino, completo o acabo un juego pero es un juego único y raro que debes de experimentar [h1] Público [/h1] Al ser pixeleado y retro la verdad es que no creo que haya tantos problemas con niños pero al ser una fumadota... tampoco los adultos entenderemos bien llo que esta pasando [h1] Música [/h1] Rara en el sentido que no se si se acopla a la historia o es a lo que caiga la pista, en ocasiones es simple y otras puede encajar en lo que estas haciendo. Es como música de elevador, de caja musical, tonos de teléfono en el sentido que no innova pero cumple su cometido [h1] Logros [/h1] Ni sabia que habia logros, no los marca ni saltan, cuando vez ya aparecieron en tu perfil afortunadamente creo no estan bugueados pero ni sabes que sacaste un logro mientras juegas [h1] Mecánicas y jugabilidad [/h1] Todo es lateral usando flecha "derecha" e "izquierda" y acciones con "Ctrl", simple y llano [h1] Historia [/h1] Me recordó a mis tiempos de estudiante de preparatoria donde consumía ciertas sustancias, con una historia extraña y no bien planteada pero entretenida y que puede gustarte [h1] Recomendación [/h1] ¡¡SI!! Vale cada maldito centavo que gaste mientras estaba en oferta ( ni idea de cuanto cueste en precio completo) pero por menos de 20 pesos o un dolar te diviertes mientras experimentas un mal viaje. Al final dirás que demonios estoy jugando pero -seguirás jugando-.

not fun