DIRTY PIRATES

These female pirates aren't actually that dirty. But they certainly give rise to some very dirty thoughts.

If pirate girls are your jam, then this one is for you. You play a very unpolished version of break-out. As you break blocks, you uncover pictures (one with clothes on, one with clothes off) that you can view in the gallery at your leisure. While I do recommend simply based on the art and pirate girls, the break-out game is horrid. I wish they'd do these more justice. Also the last picture won't unlock in the gallery, and when you complete the last level and hit next, it just replays the same level rather than going to the main menu. I've had another game play exactly like this, same bug and all that was never fixed. Take that however you will.

I had to clean my cannon thoroughly before firing.

A nice breakout version of a adult Waifu. Finished the whole game in 22 minutes, pretty relaxing to enjoy some peace and quiet on a relaxing game. Did find a bug, hopefully the developer fixes it. The achievements all unlock and the only thing I would recommend to add to this game is a few more audio tracks for the background music, otherwise you hear the same song on a loop.