Dickland: Racing

Dickland: Racing is a Mario Kart (with power ups and everything) variant that should not have been released. The game does not work. The controls are terrible and barely work. Wanna turn? Well tough luck, even with the weels fully turned you keep going straight. Game physics are broken, all you have to do is slightly bump into another car and you'll be launched to the moon. Are pushed through the map getting you stuck underneath. Respawn button? Only works if you are lucky. There is no escape option and no interface. You are stuck. The AI of the other racers is just as bad. Half the cars can't stay on the road. Even the straight parts or the track. Just don't bother with this game. Both in ♥♥♥♥-jokes and racing there are far better ones.

Члены на колесиках. это то чего мне нахватало

This game is worthless, most aspects of racing game doesn't work as it should. Pros: - Can be "funny" for primary school kids ("Dic.k's oh my!") Cons: (Everything...) - Controls - You must accelerate to turn left or right - Glithes - You can randomly be stopped or shoot up in air by: touching other "cars", just by driving on some terrain - Broken functions - Reset car button very often doesn't reset and cause infinite car spinning, when car falls outside of map it won't recover car to map (last good position) - Difficulty - Enemies are stupid and because of it, many of them are set on map with far head start positions - Race information - It is not known what places the cars in front of us occupy, some cars are overtaken many times. - Some other minor things This give us game which shouldn't be played even for free. There are far more superior free games.

3/10 thought this would be funny bad, but its just bad bad into the hidden game abyss with you

Tudo fica melhor quando temos pintos espalhados pelo jogo, seja na fumaça do carro, no alcatrão do chão, nas montanhas, etc. Bem divertido, mas os mapas "River" e "Lake" são muito difíceis.

absolutely borked im glad i got it on sale for barely anything wont stop reversing anticlockwise and im not even touching anything cant regain control what so ever the controls seem to be always changing there is also no settings menu so its not a game if it ever gets fixed and proper controller support gets added and the music from the trailer on here gets put into it ill love it but for now i hate it (the music could already be in it i never checked because of its current state i dont care)

Ce jeu c'est un peu comme Marine Le Pen, personne à demander qu'il existe mais il est quand même là.

Eu comprei 10 keys aleatorias no Mercado Livre e veio essa merda kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, vsfd

needs to b built a little more but is a very good experience

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