Cheetahs Are Meant To Be Fast
An interactive storybook about how being a fat guy who eats a lot is very morally wrong and not at all awesome or attractive.
Estimated lifetime revenue
Free-to-play
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Est. players
1.6K
people who own it
Reviews
72
Review score
88%
8.8/10
Concurrent players
0
read Sep 18, 2026, 15:00 UTC
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About
About the game
In this interactive storybook that feels straight out of the CD-Rom era, use both pointing AND clicking to guide Chet the Cheetah through his weight loss journey! Then guide him out of it in a thrilling escape from a body-shaming digital dystopia!
CONTAINS KINKY SITUATIONS, (MILDLY) SPOOKY CONTENT AND RADICAL THEMES OF BODY POSITIVITY SOME PLAYERS MAY FIND MORALLY FRIGHTENING AND CRINGE. NOT FOR CONSUMPTION BY CHILDREN NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY LOVE 90s STORYBOOK CD-ROMS!
FEATURES
A short and sweet linear narrative you can play in one sitting.
Innovative point 'n' click linguistic puzzle solving that lets you literally rewrite Chet's story!
Beautiful cartoon animation in crisp 'n' cutting-edge (for 1996) 640x480px.
Full voice acting, with narration by Kingmaker Histories' Meg Molloy Tuten.
Twists!
Turns!
Tummies!
Tummies that get BIGGER!
Yay!!
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