
Monster girls have invaded the local card shop...? It's up to you to collect and play your cards to satisfy their desires... Collect currency, unlock card packs, apply status effects, and see how long you(r run) can last...
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Monster girls have invaded the local card shop...? It's up to you to collect and play your cards to satisfy their desires...
CARDnal DESIRES is a casual rougelike card game, where the aim is to create the best hand to satisfy any incoming monster girls. Collect currency to unlock card packs and continue your run. Collect special Face Cards that are able to apply unique Status Effects such as hypnosis or heat that persist throughout an encounter.
Keep your run going by balancing the cost of new packs with the risk of taking on harder encounters.
Types
Monster girls come in different 5 types: Furry, Mecha, Slime, Devil, and Jester, each with their own card suits that are either weak or effective on them.
Scene Viewer
Playback all of your favorite scenes in the Scene Viewer by unlocking them during your runs. Mix and match different accessories and faces, and bodies.
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Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 20 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
I played a few hands, and while it was an interesting premise, it got stale quick for me. Not only that, but after returning to the menu, the scene viewer wasn't working correctly. None of the models were showing, although, one animation did have it's effects playing, but I still was unable to actually see anything. This was, however, fixed upon rebooting the game, but that's still a really bad thing to happen in a game like this. All in all, the game itself is pretty good, but I felt like I had seen everything there was to offer in half an hour. Pair that with a scene viewer bugging out for whatever reason and I can't help but feel sad about my experience. In the current state I can only recommend this for terminal gooners who REALLY like card games as 30 minutes of fresh gameplay is just too little even for a low price point. Potential for at least a 7/10 game, but right now sits at a 3.5/10 for not being too replayable and slightly buggy. Nice animations, though, loved the Mecha.
The game has an interesting premise that is underminded by its lack of creative and interaction. There is no complexity or advancement to the gameplay and all scenes are repetative and too basic to warent a purchase. I hope the game is in early access and I hope the devs are determined to increase their design quality as they grow. Unfortunatly you are better off watching porn than purchaseing this game for limited scene viewer customisation and lack of gameplay within the actual game itself. Moral of the story, dont buy hentai games just cause they have monster girls in it
This game cured my ED.
I really love the game, and not just because of the NSFW content (even though I love that too). The game's art direction is truly magnificent, and the gameplay is really great. I keep thinking about a line from the game that said, "I hope to become popular so I can make other types of games," and I sincerely hope so too 🦊👌❤️❤️ (I'm tempted to make fan art on Instagram (@0nydraw) because I really love the game, and also hoping it might give me some visibility. I don't have a ton of followers, but if it helps 🦊👌❤️❤️)
It seems in an early state but has a lot of 3D animations the characters are extremely fetish specific It has a poker style card game system different characters have weakness to specific card types and strength against others the reward system is currently lacking as I cannot get around the buy cards and win points when I use up all cards maybe its glitched for me specifically. So I just end up with 1-2 battles of characters and then have to full reset. this game gets an 8/10 If more updated I will give 10/10 I also Like the shop keeper dialogue a lot and is not AI generated. please leave a comment if this helps! running on Linux it doesnt work to good windows 11 runs much better the reward system works.
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pretty good
Wonderful game. I personally don't get too much out of it sexually but I do generally find the characters hot and very cute. Art direction is fantastic and very pretty. The focus on different kink stuff is really cool! It's nice to see stuff casually represented. The gameplay is genuinely fun and intriguing. It can get a little stale as it feels like its hard to lose a run, but it's still fun to try to see the best combos you can get, with looking at cute things being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ as treat! My main suggestion would be to add optional gameplay challenges so if you just want to play for the fun game you can, or if you'd rather focus on something else then you can play it easier ;3
This game have the potential to be close to Balatro, but is really simple, i dont like how the honks honks dont have hers buttons, i guess is bc make that kind of part on blender or something like that is pretty hard. I like the 3D style and the animations but is that everything that the game have. I dont recommend it if you want an addictive or just a goon game, think this game more like a investment bc it could be better.
this game not so bad but could be better
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