Car Crash Couch Party

Rammstein

Хмммм....Думаю, что эта игра где-то немного несовершенна.

You cant click start or something A and S make the croud crazy

This game requires a gamepad for interactivity -- even with the menus. It's possible to get a keyboard to work with this game, but it's not officially supported and requires a lot of hacking outside of the game. Just hook up a gamepad! I also once had a nightmare involving this game, especially the title screen music and the odd graphical assets for the cars and creatures. I fell asleep trying to figure out how to get the game menu to respond to my input and was traumatized by the subsequent dreams. This game's nightmare is second only to the nightmare I experienced after reading a "BOGO Chicken" sign at a Burger King with a damaged B (so it read "POGO Chicken"). A giant 7ft tall, likely 300-ish lb chicken on a pogo stick hopped right into my bed and started hopping up and down on me in the dream. I talked in my sleep to my wife about helping me from the pogo chicken. This game is just like the pogo chicken. It's silly, low budget, ridiculous, but once you get used to it -- it's loads of fun! Who wouldn't want a crazy chicken dude on a pogo stick stirring up trouble with you? Perhaps you could team up to pull pranks. The pogo chicken will put a smile on your face, just like this game, despite having very little objective value to offer society-at-large. Grade: C+ -- Chicken + .. a pogo stick. Slight recommend!

---{Graphics}--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Gnome. ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☑ Gnome. ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Starring at walls is better ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Gnome. ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☑ Gnome. ☐ Adults ☐ Human ☐ Lizards ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☑ Gnome. ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☑ Gnome. ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Gnome. ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- ☑ Gnome. ☐ Text or Audio floating around ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ Gnome. ---{Price}--- ☐ It’s free! ☑ Gnome. ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Gnome. ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

И так сначала я зашёл в эту игру без пониания что здесь происходит и не мог дойти далее чем главное меню, после чего решил написать обзор, но у меня было наиграно всего 3 минуты (надо 5 для обзора) и так, вся суть игры в том, что пока вы пытаетесь клацать что то дабы запустить её, вам орут какие то люди, вобщем я пришёл к выводу, что это таки сами машынки - котята, которых вы пинаете нажимая на кнопки, итог: более жестокой игры я не видел 6 орущих котиков из 10