Can't Drive This

Funny game to play with a friend, not expensive

Fun et addictif. Si vous plantez les contrôles, en affectant la touche Entrée par exemple, vous pouvez restaurer ceux par défaut en supprimant les contrôles actuels de l'éditeur de registre. Cela via Win+R > regedit > HKEY_USERS\$id\SOFTWARE\Pixel Maniacs\Cant Drive This Voir https://forum.unity.com/threads/resetting-input-manager-to-default.63475/#post-662230

it's a mess

Ich habe mir das Spiel hoffnungsvoll wegen TikTok Promo gekauft. Leider gibt es weder genug Spieler noch Updates, sehr schade. 2/10

Some of the most chaotic fun I have ever had with a game like this.

This game is actually pretty good, more people should play it, and if it had more stuff going on in it, I could see a lot of people loving this game. Me personally, just grab a friend and go ham while you drink, play games, and have weird chats with ur buds. Good times.

[h1] Big Bill Hell's Cars Advert Parody:[/h1] [h2]SCREW YOU, FUN DESIRERS! 🏎️💥[/h2] [b] If you're optimistic enough to buy a single-player arcade racer this weekend, you're the exact flavour of daydreaming schmuck we are looking to humiliate at Can’t Drive This! 🛞🤡 [/b] CLAPTRAP: "Greetings, traveller! Allow me to introduce you to a world of endless menu navigation and ultimate despair!" 🤖🗑️ Hostile UI! Controls that move like a turtle wrapped in sandpaper! Complete algorithmic apathy! 🐢⏳ If you think you're gonna find a fluid, high-octane puzzle-racing loop in Lone Drone mode, you can kiss your dopamine receptors goodbye! 📉👋 MAYA: "I've Phaselocked better game design than this. It's completely hollow." 🔮🛸 It's our firm corporate belief that you are so starved for a good arcade flow-state that you'll willingly buy a frantic 72-hour game jam prototype taped together and sold as a finished product! Guaranteed! 🛠️📦 GAIGE: "Meet Deathtrap! I programmed him in a weekend, and he STILL has better pathfinding than this track generation!" 🤖⚙️ If you find a functional solo mode that doesn't treat your primary controller like an uninvited Player 2 houseguest, shove it right back into your wishlist! You heard us right, hide it in your wishlist! 📥📋 "We took the exact same code, bound both inputs to one poor device, and called it a feature. It's not a single-player mode; it's a corporate checklist item with a physics engine." 🚗🏗️ TORGUE: "THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE! ALSO: EXPLOSIONS!" 💥҉ BRICK: "I DON'T NEED TO ROTATE TRACK TILES, I JUST WANT TO PUNCH THE MAIN MENU IN THE FACE! NEXT LEVEL!" 🎚️✊ VEX: "Ever the pessimist, but wow... this single-player loop sucks even worse than I predicted. I’d curse the engineering but it clearly cursed itself first." 💀🔮 Bring your gamepad! Bring your Steam wallet! Bring your focus! We'll trash 'em! That's right, we'll absolutely destroy your peace of mind while you try to process two entirely conflicting roles on a single controller! 🎮🧠 Welcome to Lone Drone, the exclusive home of mental gymnastics leapfrog! 🐸🤸 SALVADOR: "Dibs on everything! Except these menu options! HA, I HAVE ISSUES, and this UI is definitely one of them!" 🤠🔫 MOZE: "Iron Bear handles better than this truck, and my mech weighs fifteen tons!" 🤖🎖️ How does it work? It's exactly like the Iron Boots syndrome from Ocarina of Time, except the track disappears if you take three seconds too long to change your shoes! 🥾🌊 Step 1: Hit the swap button to pop into the sky like an underpaid construction worker. 🏗️☁️ Step 2: Blindly rotate a random piece of RNG asphalt before the arbitrary timer runs out. ⏳🧩 Step 3: Drop down into the driver's seat, punch the gas, and pray the janky data doesn't clip your truck straight through the stage geometry! 🚛💥 RAFA: "Overdrive active! Activating an action skill just to bypass this hostile button mapping! Pa' dentro, into the geometry we go!" 🦾🚀 ZANE: "Look at that physics engine go, boyo! It’s absolute madness, and not the fun kind where you get a free round at the pub!" 🥂🍀 SCOOTER: "Catch-a-ride! Except there ain't no ride to catch because the road just clipped through the texture map, ladies and gents!" 🔧🛻 If your speed drops below 20 mph because you stopped to think for a microsecond, you instantly detonate! This mode has less structural integrity than a skibidi toilet! Look at the chaos! Look at the wacky, hyper-punishing design choices! 💣💥 MAD MOXXI: "Ohh... I really do love a challenge, sugar, but this? This is just cruel. Guess what round it is? The 'uninstalled' round! Tee hee hee!" 💋🎩 JINX: "Rules are made to be broken... just like this entire game layout! Ha! Let's watch it burn!" 🚀🦈 KRIEG: "THE RUNAWAY LOCOMOTIVE HAS NO ASPHALT! I POWDERED MY COCKATIEL FOR A TRACK LAYOUT COMPACTOR! RAAAAAAAAGE!" 🪓🚂 Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't expect an automated AI builder script to help you, or we'll completely remove your competitive integrity! This isn't a game loop; it's a software trap that assumes a complete lack of sleep and zero playtesting during a weekend marathon is a substitute for actual standalone single-player game design! 📉🛑 Hurry up, gamer! The novelty ends the exact millisecond you hit the main menu, and if your trajectory bounces off a day-one physics glitch, you can uninstall the software immediately! 💾❌ Can't Drive This: the storefront's premium home of the absolute most tarantula-brained, single-player checklist features ever thrown together in a 48-hour panic! Guaranteed! 🏆🏁 [/b] [hr] [h1] Honest Trailers Parody:[/h1] In a world where racing games let you focus on racing... Where monster trucks just drive... Where roads usually exist before the vehicle arrives... One game dared to ask: "What if the driver was also the road crew?" Welcome to... CAN'T DRIVE THIS! A monster truck racer where slowing down below twenty miles per hour isn't a mistake... It's apparently a personal insult. Because in solo mode... You're also the road. You're not just driving the truck. You're building the track, calling the turns, managing the route, and desperately convincing yourself that you totally know what you're doing. It's less "arcade racing"... ...and more like being a co-rally driver for an F-Zero race where the driver, navigator, and confused guy shouting directions are all the same person. "LEFT TURN!" "BUILD FIRST!" "NO, NOT THERE!" "WHY IS THE TRUCK ALREADY THERE?!" The gameplay loop: Drive. Swap. Build. Panic. Repeat. Multiplayer? Brilliant chaos. Solo mode? Suddenly you're playing doubles tennis by yourself while also building the court mid-match. And that's the real missed opportunity. This could have been a brilliant puzzle mode. A turn-based road-building challenge. Randomised routes. Or a track that creates itself while you race. Instead, you're personally responsible for every single piece of road while your truck screams: "WE'RE MOVING OR WE'RE DONE!" It's basically Speed: The Movie, except the bus has been replaced with a monster truck, the danger is the missing road ahead, and the person giving directions is also the person causing the problems. STARRING: A truck with zero patience. A road crew of exactly one person. Controls that require a second brain. Physics that like surprises. And a solo mode that asks, "What if you were the entire team?" THE VERDICT: CAN'T DRIVE THIS? MORE LIKE CAN'T DO ALL THIS. A chaotic multiplayer racer that works beautifully when everyone has a job... ...but solo mode turns you into the driver, builder, navigator, and guy in the passenger seat yelling: "WAIT... WHO FORGOT THE NEXT TURN?!" Even MC Hammer would look at this situation and say: "You can't touch this!" Unfortunately... The next corner can. [hr] [h1] Equilibrium — Original Credits: Music by Masayoshi Soken | Lyrics by Michael-Christopher Koji Fox | Performed in Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward (Parody) [/h1] The roar of the angry truck The cry of the road gone stuck The perfect little highway falling ahead A shortcut fading fast, The driver blames the past, A missing road tile and confidence dead That once was a simple race, now lost in speed A driver, builder, navigator all forced to lead A thousand urgent orders demanding to be freed A button gets pressed too late Into the truck the panic whispers: "A racer without harmony* Is a wheel without a brain The truck seeketh endless speed While the road forgets its lane, "So patch this broken highway* And somehow carry thee One last turn only waiting A lonely checkpoint mocking me *A lonely checkpoint mocking me"

poggers but i canbt understand

no nice !

The visuals are crisp and immersive, I particularly love the details of the wooden platform suspended by the balloons, the perception of the blue depth below and the physics experienced when driving through water and how the water droplets stretch across the camera's lens. The concept is simple yet brilliant. It's a lot of fun played alone or with friends. I admire the creative effort of the team behind this game.