Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare® Remastered (2017)

Remastered in graphics only...could we not have improved...elsewhere, too? Firstly, I don't know how my game can run smooth as butter (if I turn down some settings on my rig that can run two simultaneous copies of Cyberpunk...) yet stutter during the between mission briefings. Like...is it making my graphics card dynamically generate the cutscene? Cuz it's just some still frames with doodads over them along with some voice lines...not a Square Enix cutmovie... Anyway, what little gameplay I was able to stomach had so many of the progress halting pop-in enemies and gratuitous "you WILL stare at this man's backside until we say you can play the game again" moments that CoD was infamous for. Maybe we could've actually...remastered the game to get rid of that? I think Price is neat, too...but I've seen so much of his rainslick skin and tight pants clad butt that it would not take much at all to convince me someone on the dev team is literally in love with him... I paid nothing for this and still think that is too much.