Burglin' Gnomes

This game was genuinely fun for a long time. Me and my friends poured a lot of hours into it. The co-op gameplay is solid, the chaos is real, and we had so many good moments, laughing our asses off, rescuing each other, barely making it out of the house. When it works, Burglin’ Gnomes is a blast. The problem is it doesn’t work often enough anymore. There are too many bugs that still need fixing. Doors glitch. The old man gets stuck. Enemies glitch out. Parts of the house are just inaccessible because something broke. The AI feels unfair more often than it feels threatening. Some objectives are basically impossible to finish, not because they’re hard, but because the game itself gets in the way. We’ve already put a lot of time into this. It has the potential to be a really good game. We kept playing because we wanted it to get better. But we haven’t seen an update in a good while. No patch notes, no sign the issues are being worked on. If the devs don’t drop something soon, we’re probably going to abandon it. I can’t keep recommending a game we don’t feel like coming back to. Fun with friends. Frustrating without fixes. That’s where we’re at.