Bonjour, Cream Inside 💦

《Bonjour, Cream Inside》，还是《MILFs in Paris》？ 这个游戏的两个名字让我有些手足无措，但都很好理解。Bonjour是法语“你好”的意思，自然而然与法国对应上了，那么后者的Paris巴黎也没错了。 Cream Inside其实是一个非常见肉但又贴近主题的名字，Cream是奶油，当然在黄油里也可以指那充满了蛋白质的白色液体；而Inside它可以表示游戏当中制作的蛋糕，往里或表面涂抹奶油，又或者在黄油当中可有体内中出的意思。 而MILF(s)自然而然非常直白的介绍了本作将要遇到的角色类型——御姐，人妻或熟女，这也太令人性奋了吧！ 两条名字，正好介绍完这款经典的欧美3D视觉小说黄油。由Juicy Peach Games制作，Taboo Tales负责发行。由于电脑没有对应的emoji的字体，文章当中就不再把名称的emoji附上。 说到这家工作室，那就要做好“好好玩，好好干”的心理准备了。因为他们家对于黄油的态度，是要有足够的剧情，要有足够的玩法，然后才是拨开迷雾见裸体，千呼万唤始出来。 喏，这部作品就是这样。来到法国寄居于一位人妻家中，人妻性感且大方，但想要立即推倒、拨开她的遮羞布可没那么简单，是有养成的！于是乎，在家中作为男性，拧螺丝等粗重活成了玩家的日常，确实是粗重活，因为我要用G502去旋转拧螺丝！ 接着主角找到了蛋糕店的工作，老板娘同样也是以为性感大方的人妻，但同时也是蛋糕爱好者与工作狂，每天要推出不知多少炉的蛋糕供应给客人，每一炉的每一个蛋糕，都是由玩家自己亲自搓粉、调料、烘焙、装饰出来的，已经有粒粒皆辛苦的感悟！ 此外还会在这里遇到不少美丽的人妻，加了联系方式，同样能够用自己每天的薪水，购买礼物去追求，最后抱的所有人妻归！ 作为视觉小说，涩涩内容的表现方式就比较普通了，只是多张精美的图片、精致的建模，伴随着小说文本框配合着剧情展现出来。 最后要说的一点是，它的涩涩内容在正经内容的比例确实是非常低，对应的内容也算是比较少。可是质量都很不错，尤其是千呼万唤始出来之后的那种成就感，爆棚！ [table][td]欢迎关注鉴赏家[url= https://store.steampowered.com/curator/44900613]“黄油收集师”[/url][/td][/table]

Pro's: Good Graphics Decent animations Con's: Horrible 'gameplay' that revolves around repeating super-boring ♥♥♥♥♥♥ minigames No choices of any form Animations are nice but without any form of control. It's basically a pretty bland story-on-wheels that forces you to do horrible unskippable minigames because they somehow.....enhances the game??

Played for ten minutes of clicking thru everything as fast as possible. Didnt make it to anything NSFW, in part because the minigames force you to use mouse AND keyboard at the same time. Dont buy if u wanna play with one hand.

К сожалению это плохая игра. О прохождении игры я пожалел. У игры плохой сюжет и в ней очень мало 18+ сцен. Не могу никому порекомендовать в неё играть. Лучше потратьте своё время и деньги на что то другое. - Геймплейно перед нами линейная визуальная новелла разбавленная мини играми элементами. - Сюжет у игры плохой. Персонажи ведут себя абсурдно и не вызывают никакого эмоционального отклика. Ни одна сюжетная арка персонажей не доведена до конца. - В игре нам предстоит наблюдать за мужским протагонистом. Отыгрыша в игре нет. - На 100% прохождение игры уйдёт примерно 2 часа. - В игре всего 5 полноценных сцен 18+. Сцены анимированы, оргазмы в сценах визуализированы. - В игре есть система достижений, карточек и фонов нет (может быть добавят в будущем). Системы облачных сохранений нет.

Goofy story about some farmboy going to big city Paris and banging all the chicks while being naively taken advantage of and getting into all sort of trouble. Story doesn't make a lot of sense and is rather goofy. There are maybe 5 girls and you get a single scene with each of them. The story leads nowhere, just a short intro to each of the girls and some short start of a story for each. Then it just abruptly ends after leaving some detective office and everything is left completely unfinished. It ends this way for all the girls. There is a bunch of baking minigames that get quite annoying after the first few times. Story has little choice or impact. Some gift store is there but not much difference. If you check the guide here you can at least get the achievement for that i guess. Otherwise the store seems pointless. I don't need another save the world with crazy things story, would prefer this type of regular life story. But it could make a little more sense and provide some endings etc. Story beginnings, tits, asses, mouthies, all good basis for building it. But sadly no. You get maybe a few hours of playtime here, and with totally unfinished story on everything it is worth at most a few euros/dollars. The animation is fine but very little of it and it seems to be implemented in resource heavy fashion, voice-over non-existant. At full price this is just crazy. Seems to be the standard with this publisher. Better buy these at very stiff sale only.

Really short. Ends weirdly. No real story developed.

Wouldn't recommend. The game isn't fun, its short, and has 0 replayability. The scenes are well animated but each girl has 1 predetermined scene.

Too many mini-games for my taste, with no option to skip them. If that is what you like, have fun. Can't scroll backwards to undo a choice or miss-click. Saving games is not as simple as right clicking.

lets just say...I am speechless after wasting time trying to understand this story line and the problems with the game itself.

The game is short 2.8 hrs. It has potential but as it is written it seems the story is all over the place. All of the story lines are incomplete. Each story line leaves you hanging. Music played well but what little dialog there was was choppy and incoherent.