Beer Runner

Beer Runner is one of the biggest examples that humanity is still capable of great things. The thought out enemy placement, and skill-based parkour system is easily one of the greatest i have seen in games i have seen in a while. There is also a drunk mechanic, which is balanced so delicately, it's an amazing balance between skill and decision making. Making the choice to take harder jumps over one more layer of difficulty is a hard one to make, and it leads to an interesting and fun experience overall. Highly recommended to anyone, even those who don't normally enjoy platformers.

this game lowkey changed my life i advise you to play it

This game changed my life. It gave my otherwise completely limp weiner a hard rager and allowed me to finally have sexual relations with my ugly wife after 5 years. 10/10 would recommend to anyone.

1000/10 Beer Runner is a crazy fun game you run through pubs jump over insane stuff and drink as much beer as you can the bartender refuses to give you free beer so you just go wild and show him who's boss the game is fast super funny and really addictive if you just want something funny and fun to play this is perfect

I dont get why this game didnt win the best game of the year award

this game makes me want to KILL myself. Heres why. -Tight platforming action with fast-paced combat -Unique beer mechanic: drink for fun, and suffer the consequences -Face off against challenging enemies and crazy bosses -6 unique levels, each with its own atmosphere and surprises -Easy to pick up, hard to master (especially after a few beers) there are many pros to this game, HOWEVER, there are also just as many cons. PROS - you play as a SEXY busty old man in a hot sexy green cap - the music makes me feel like im in heaven - the yaoi between the barkeeprs and the main characters is HOT. basically polyamory - SO. MUCH. BEER. - cooper black was in here CONS - koffin k is the worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing ever, if you play koffin k in ulc ♥♥♥ (keep yourself safe) - the one barkeeper scissored me - my friend called me porky pig - no way to overdose on meth OR fent at the same time. - the cooper minigame crashes if you kill him overall, i really like beer runner. i know it says i have only have a few minutes on here but i played it on my top secret barbie lexibook that my mom doesnt know about. i have over 60 hours and i 100% it.

i lasted 8 minutes before giving up, the game is balls, the jumping sucks, but its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dollar what do you expect?