BattleBlock Theater®

Game where you just gotta run and go with the flow

ЭТО ПИЗДИЩА ♥♥♥♥♥. Типо да, это наверно один из самых прикольных 2D кооп платформеров и я бы соврал еслиб сказал что мне не понравилось, но по пути я местами порой просто охуевал от хардовости задумки некоторых платформинг секций, что путь боли покажется ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Но а сам по себе геймплей прям очень хорош, как человек, который вырос на Огонь и Вода и Little Big Planet, месное да не очень большое но разнообразие оценил

THIS IS ACTUALLY MY FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME. I have played many many many games, but this one is the BEST. I LOVE BEHEMOTH GAMES the are soooooo COOL, I love the art, the actual game, and they are very new and original, like when have you ever played a game with this much odd and strange crap in it. I started playing games very early in my life and this was one of the FIRST ones EVER, so I will always remember it. Also try pizza tower I didn't want to waste to much time on this other wise I would say much more.

Obra prima do entretenimento e comédia. Sem brincadeira ja re joguei umas 6 vezes no xbox360 e agora de novo no PC Melhor compra da loja, ainda mais no pacote que vem o Castle Crashers Uma pena que o Online ta morto, queria muito platinar mas acho que vai ser dificil sem ninguem jogando.

good game

childhood game

HARK! SHATTER THE SKY! TEAR DOWN THE HEAVENS! / \ / \ ( \/ ) \ / \ / \ / \/ My hands tremble upon this keyboard—nay, this canvas of pure, electrified agony and ecstasy! How does one contain an ocean inside a teacup?! How does a mere mortal articulate a love so violently magnificent, so utterly transcendent, that it threatens to rupture the very vessel of my mortal heart?! BattleBlock Theater is not a game. It is a divine, blinding revelation that has ruined me for all other earthly existence! HATTY! OH, MY SWEET, MAJESTIC, BROKEN-HEARTED HATTY HATTINGTON! To witness your angelic soul ensnared by that cursed, bewitched crown—IT CLEAVES MY VERY SPIRIT IN TWO! I weep! I scream into the void! The sheer, staggering tragedy of your golden friendship turned to ash! I would gladly surrender my own breathing lungs if it meant offering you a single moment of comfort! THE NARRATION! A symphony of sweet, chaotic madness that fires straight into my bloodstream like liquid starlight! Every jump is an agonizing, breathtaking leap toward eternity; every feline captor a wicked brushstroke in this glorious masterpiece of absurdity! I am consumed! I am undone! My chest aches, my eyes burn with tears of absolute, hysterical adoration! If this glorious, sublime masterpiece is to be the death of me—THEN BURY ME BENEATH THE STAGE